What real or fictional animal would you be?

[Baldur Moon]

So yea if you could be any animal, fictional or otherwise, what would it be?

As a fictional animal I'd be a kraken cause being in open ocean scares me silly so being the biggest thing in it, and having everything scared of me would be nice for a change

As a real animal I'd go for a polar bear because I love cold weather and sleeping a whole lot while occasionally mauling civilians... plus bitches love polar bears right?

 

[Cabisco]

Real, badass Eagle swooping down at people and laughing through my beak as they run in terror. I'd do it in a city, make a name for myself as the 'evil eagle' of somewhere.

Fictional, Dragon. Apply the same ideas as the eagle but involve more fire.

 

[Naroiden]

It should be a quiz like this topic somewhere. ^_^

 

[Ljs1121]

I'm quite fond of the Colbert Report's eagle. Eagles are awesome and it looks really neat.

Spoiler: Clickify

As for a real animal, I'd go with a Cheetah. I like fast things and cats so a cat that is really fast is a win for me.

Spoiler: Clickify 2: The revenge of Clickify

Spoiler: Clickify: Revelations

Spoiler: Clickify: The gritty reboot that doesn't acknowledge the original trio

I found this to be absolutely adorable.

 

[hazabaza1]

Dragon, brah.
One of the big noble ones, who just sits in treasure and shit.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

A domestic cat, or a gelatinous cube.

MUWHAHAHAHAHA! The cube cometh!

 

[Terminate421]

Real life:

A penguin, or a crow

Fictional:

A gryphon or a dragon

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would totally be a platypus in real life because those things are so freaking sweet..
As for a fictional animal I would be hydra or a unicorn.. If I were a unicorn I'd get all the human chicks for sure, but hydras are sooooo bad ass!

 

[Aerosteam]

Something that could fly, definitely. Something like a dragon or a wyvern.

 

[Shock and Awe]

A dragon, I mean you really can't beat that.

 

[FalloutJack]

Ah hell, what other answer can I give but the big guy himself?


Cosmic 'I WIN' button.

 

[Muspelheim]

Why, an unicorn, of course! :3

Or perhaps a trickster demon of some description, but I don't want mean warlocks bossing me about...

 

[The Smoking Gun]

What, no love for Griffins? Sure they can't breath fire but they make up for it by being a combination of two of the most bad ass animals in real life

 

[Baldur Moon]

A white fox. Foxes are sly beautiful forest trolls! And the white coat would surely make me stand out!

I don't mean to derail my own apparently crappy thread but I have to ask... Your avatar... Where is it from!? I must know!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'd be a motherfuckin' Honey Badger.

 

[Ruedyn]

Real life animal, Meerkat.

Mythical, The Simples Meerkat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wouldn't mind being a domestic house cat. People would love me, I could scratch people and get away with it, people take my shit (literally!) and I can sleep at any time. Just don't put me in a family with small children...

 

[Euryalus]

Well I got the bowser badge from that quiz I bs'd the answers to so... The Tarasque?
French Turtle Dragon sounds like a cool thing to put on the Census for ethnicity.

Barring that, I would want to be a male lion. They're lazy as Fuck, get the women to do all the work, and still get first dibs on all the food. What a life lol.