What real or fictional animal would you be?

[Rowan93]

Real: Spider monkey. Seriously, no-one's picked any primates yet? You guys suck.

Fantasy: Draconequus motherfuckers. I'm basically Q now.

 

[Shinkicker444]

Dragon, or maybe something crazy like a nine-tailed fox.

 

[Ldude893]

I'll pass on the opportunity due to past unpleasantness with certain fetishist websites.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

A domestic cat, or a gelatinous cube.

MUWHAHAHAHAHA! The cube cometh!

Wow... that cube looks like it is made from the jelly that holds the pork to the pastry in a pork pie!

OT: If I were an animal I would be a Red Panda... Epic climbing ability and Damn I be cute!

[HEADING=3]Just chillin', bitches![/HEADING]​

They also fight like bears, but are the cross between a bear and a racoon!

Spoiler: Wanna fight?

I would be goddamn awesome!

Fictionally I would be a Werebadger

Spoiler: Haha! The awesome Werebadger

Because... well... um... yes!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Real: a cheetah, or maybe a honey badger

Fantasy: a dragon. Definetly a dragon.

 

[Deadyawn]

I would be a deathclaw. The rest of mother nature doesn't stand a goddamn chance.

 

[theblindedhunter]

A dragon.
A big cat.
Easiest choices ever. In one, breathe elemental death, know all the things, fly, be immensely powerful, get stronger as you age, and be immortal in some lore. In the other, be a cat.

 

[Tropical]

Why do people keep putting "Dragon" under fictional?

U So Sirry... =)

 

[StormShaun]

I snip once again.

CLICHE!!!

*Blows up*

Sorry Blue. '_'

For me on the other hand I would have to agree with dragon, but to make it unique I would go with a white wolf or a catboy/dogboy...I always wondered what it would be like to have furry ears and a tail.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

look at my avatar, I would definitely be a nine tailed fox (kitsune), either that or a black fox as they're very rare and endangered

 

[Rylee Fox]

I'd be what I already am. I can cover both real and fictional at the same time though I assure you I'm anything but fictional. I'm typing this aren't I?

My avatar is only the 'real' animal, the 'fictional' you can guess.

 

[Blunderboy]

I would be Karl Pilkington's perfect animal.

 

[Surpheal]

Fictional: Manticore becuase they're awesome

Real: Ocelot.

Isn't Daxter from "Jak and Daxter" an Ocelot?

Daxter is an Ottsel, part otter, part weasel, all sarcasm

For a real creature, I would say a sloth. Sitting in a tree all day doing fuck-all, sitting there watching you, judging you.

For a not so real creature, I would say the Leviathan, all shall pay tribute to may aquatic wrath or suffer.

 

[asap]

I would be a human, then I could finally walk on land

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Either a Phoenix so I could fly and come back to life after death or a cockatrice so could fly and turn people to stone (or kill them, it's not really clear) by looking at them.

 

[Shinsei-J]

For real, a Tanuki because they are so damn cute yet awesome.

Spoiler: Tanuki

Fake, a Sky Whale. Do I really need to explain the awesomeness of a sky whale?

They're awesome.

 

[the December King]

Spoiler: A dragon would be cool...

 

[thespyisdead]

i would most definitely like to be a manticore...hell.. all i am missing is a body of a lion and a tail of a scorpion... wings would not hurt either

to be honest i care not for mundane animals

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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