What religion would you create?

[epiconionz]

If you were gonna start a religion, what would it be and what you and your followers do?

 

[Captain_Pineapple]

Everybody would get a monkey...and worship Trees.

And I'd get to wear a cool hat, something along the lines of a Lime Green Bowler...with sparkle stars.

Oh yes, and a cape.

 

[Jedoro]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say /thread

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd officially make Atheism a religion, just for the irony.

 

[Dioxide20]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Battlestar Galatica? Guyus Baltars religion?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Nothing PG that is

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The religion of Deadpool and Moon Knight. We worship Wade Wilson and kill people by day and then by night we make sacrifices to Marc Spector and Khonshu committing more crimes.

 

[Timotei]

If you were gonna start a religion, what would it be and what you and your followers do?

Spoiler

Another Fucking religion thread? Who are you working for? Is this a 4Chan raid or something?

How many of those things do you have? Either way, they make me laugh, i love your in your face post.

OP: I wouldnt, id just let people do as they pleased. If they are bound to create one on their own then great.

I and the rest of Line ASK have at our disposal a highly varied series of potent weapons for almost any occasion.

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

Aren't you considered a god already since you have huge, blind fanbase?

 

[Legion]

*snip*

As annoying as religious threads are, you repeatedly going into threads (not just religious) and posting big pictures (outside spoiler tags as well) of how they are going to fail/are bad and nothing else is actually considered trolling and I believe you were suspended for doing it before.

 

[Silly_Billy]

My religion would believe that God sneezed out the universe.

 

[Ultress]

I'd officially make Atheism a religion, just for the irony.

You don't know of the Great Atheos, the God of Atheism, who is also Lunos god of the Moon.

The above comment is my best attempt at making a religion.The two rules of Atheism so far are: Don't be a dumb ass and listen to the Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape. It'll get developed later, right now it's just a fun ironic religion to piss of the sect of Atheists who are arrogant assholes.

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

this works too

 

[Glerken]

Psh.
I have started a religion.
We have 17 followers.
I'm in the middle of writing a gospel.

 

[A Weary Exile]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Play Monopoly!!! Right?

 

[Hazy]

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

You have competition, my liege:

And even if I did create a religion, I would not follow it. As I bow to no one.
Not even myself...
I'll just give that one time to sink in.

 

[Silva]

I wouldn't create a religion. No matter what kind I made, it would be completely different in a hundred years. These things have no lasting power.

I wouldn't.
Religion just gets in the way of worshipping the One True God - me.

You have competition, my liege:
-snip-

But he can just eat that competition, to good publicity and his benefit.