What religion would you create?

[The Infamous Scamola]

What is a "descision"?

Sorry about that, I just had to.

I think she meant "desu-ision."
It's like a "decision," but with 100% more desu.

Hmm, that doesn't help... at all. In fact, it makes me even more angry.

 

[Timotei]

What is a "descision"?

Sorry about that, I just had to.

I think she meant "desu-ision."
It's like a "decision," but with 100% more desu.

Hmm, that doesn't help... at all. In fact, it makes me even more angry.

I think I might have clipped the edge of the C key and may have hit S in the process. Then again I do take full responsibility for not spell checking.

 

[feather240]

My religion would force people to worship tree's. One for home, work, and entertainment. You need to water them twice each. Once when you enter, again when you leave. Refusing to do so will result in you withering away and dieing. If you die that way you go become an indestructible tree and are put in a furnace. It will allow plants to rein supreme over the weak flesh-bags! Also starting a fire is punishable by death. BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!

 

[Bureacreative]

The Church of The Dunmer: We'd all play Morrowind and every once in a while do some ancestor worship and n'wah-purging.

 

[AvsJoe]

Psh.
I have started a religion.
We have 17 followers.
I'm in the middle of writing a gospel.

Go you! What do you refer to your followers as? Glerkenites? Glerkenmen? Jeff, Paul, Susan et al?

Spoiler: This picture is on the 1st page of this thread three times, you don't need to click here.

Love the picture. It truly earned its 'lol' from me.

 

[AWC Viper]

i would have a heap of sexy women in a huge mansion doing whatever i say while i play my video games and then have them kill who i want and then i would have them invent a weapon that could kill certain forums. and then i would kill moot and t bag him just for the hell of it.

 

[Sewblon]

I'd officially make Atheism a religion, just for the irony.

Go for it. Then they won't be able to act like they are better than us calvanists anymore. I already have a religion, but I would like to alter it so that we play D&D every Saturday. I need someone to play with.

 

[Craig FTW]

This is funny cuz right when I got on my computer I was thinking about writing a story where 2 guys make their own religion..

I'd make one where people are taken to the demigod(me) and his lieutenants(my friends) at age 18 to state what they feel they believe and how they want to live their lives. We try to make this possible in any way. Then when they die they go to meet god and he checks to see whether you lived your life how you wanted or you didn't do what you felt was right for you, such as not doing something you wanted based on peer pressure. Then if you did well enough you can go into heaven and travel between heaven and earth on a whim, and if you didn't do what you wanted you can reincarnate as yourself or anyone else with every memory of your old life. I'm still working on a name for it.

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

If I had to create a afterlife in my religion I'd kill myself right now.

 

[elbryan108]

I have already started a religion its rather small with room for only me, it's Auto Mono Theism.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Chuck Norrisism

 

[The87Italians]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iajDJz7Dqgc

Basically that whole thing.

 

[Tri Force95]

I would create one that idolized Kermit the Frog, just because I could, and because it's really funny to use in a Cop's and Robbers game in Halo 3.

 

[ddon]

a religion were we just think death is just a black void and well. more of a belief then a religion. dont really do anything. just go for a run like usual.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I wouldn't create one religion. I'd create 200 of the bastards. Every single one of them worshiping the same thing, but the interpretation of each differs slightly in the wording. Then I'd start inciting religious hate between them and watch as each one, convinced it is the one true faith, turns on the rest, causing a mass religious free-for-all orgy of bloodshed and violence.

When the last religion is standing, I'll deliver them the bad news, that I'd copied the religious text from the backs of cereal boxes and the companies who owned the copyright to them are now suing their religion for billions.

That is fantastic.

 

[Crescent Sun]

One where I was in charge (obviously).
All the followers would be sexy females, and what would I get my followers to do? I think you know...

Play Monopoly!!! Right?

I love monopoly, can there be an exception to all females
But the religion I would create would take someone and make them a god, and I would be the high priest. That way I get all the perks, but heretics won't try to overthrow me. (They would have bigger fish to fry)*now I'm hungry* : (