What should I do today?

[Jodah]

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

Who needs porn when you have IMAGINATION? Way better than that crappy internets...

EDIT: Also, homemade fan-fiction.

 

[TophatEmperor]

Go outside anyway. The rain ain't gonna kill ya.

ha..hahaha.....hahahah oh hahahahaha...that is what my friend used to say...then the Rain got him.


The Rain will kill us all

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sure this isn't the first time today you have mnanaged to get this in as a first post... I really admire the dedication to the cause!

OT: Get into something new... find something you have heard about, but not tried, and try it! Get into it... and find out what you can about it...

Alternatively... get yourself a handheld, like a 3DS, and some extra battery power!

 

[Sam Warrior]

The same thing you should do every day... Try to take over the world!

 

[Starik20X6]

Build something out of LEGO! And post a picture of it when you're done.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.

 

[Jazoni89]

If you have them, watch all of the extended editions of Lord of the Rings back to back. Bonus points if you watch all the bonus features.

 

[Aetera]

As Skwisgaar wisely once said:

http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/a-hundred-beers.html

"There's only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk. ...One thing to do."

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Here are my suggestions, in point form!
-Go out and punch the rain until you scare it away.

-Go to the local pub, talk to women.

-Call up a friend, then build the bike generator thing and make them power your computer while you game.

-Play solitare until you win 20 times in a row without fixing the deck or cheating, this task should kill the time far before you complete it, or it could drive you batshit insane.

-Make a death ray out of your microwave, go over to a friend's house and kill his or her small rodential pet or fish with it to show them how it works.

-Challenge yourself to see how wet you can get your face before wiping it off by running fast in the rain.

-Do all of the above within the time your power is out, then proclaim yourself champion of the world.

Now go forth to victory!

 

[Pandaman1911]

I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.

Mass Defect. Gimme the goddamn cookie.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

i got mardock scramble and an xbox live card today

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would get a candle and read a good book. Seriously.

 

[Dr.Panties]

Go and buy some crack, and then smoke that crack and visit all of your neighbours. In the nude.

Because the weather is so warm, you see.

Crack.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.

Mass Defect. Gimme the goddamn cookie.

Oh fine. *Throws you a cookie* Eat up, greedy panda.