What should I name my motorcycle?

[zombie711]

hershal

 

[JemJar]

Jose Sanchez de Guatemala. I am going to have someone use this name for something someday, even if it kills me!

I'll name the first capitol ship that.

Inscribed on a solid gold plaque at least ten feet in height?

Bigger! It has to be visible on the one kilometer long monolith, you know!

That's a lot of gold. Where the hell are we gonna get all of it?

You could sell always sell all the oil and cardamom in Guatemala. [http://dev.prenhall.com/divisions/hss/worldreference/GT/resources.html]

 

[RavingPenguin]

Sasha.

"Oh my god, who touched Sasha?"

"WHO TOUCHED MY BIKE!"

 

[white_salad]

Lucille. Tis a good name, don'tcha agree?

 

[metacree]

I think all motorcycles should be called Thunder horse.....

I'd go with "Vera".

Is that a random firefly reference?

 

[Jedamethis]

Fluffy, Miss Wiggles, Poofy...I got tons of names

 

[Twilight_guy]

Sasha. DO IT!!!

 

[Lord George]

I'd go with "Vera".

I'd go with this, though I only call my bike Vera in secret, or when drunk, or when I get depressed that Firefly got cancelled. (Which is all the time.)

Also to OP that is a nice bike for a first, I got stuck with a crappy 50cc capped half dirtbikeish monstrosity which later almost set itself on fire.

 

[Abedeus]

I'd name it "Pazuzu". Or "Yama". Both good.

Sasha. DO IT!!!

WHO TOUCHED SASHA?! WHO TOUCHED MY BIKE!!

 

[Rathy]

Alabaster! If only to make it sound like a horrible fantasy villain bike.

 

[Doctor_Insano]

Frank, Frank is a good name

 

[Simalacrum]

ooooh, nice bike! I'd call it Wuffy-Pumpkins.

Just for laughs.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Stella. 'cause it's a "Stella" set of wheels.

Assuming you're going down the female road of name-calling...I'd call it Elle.

It just screams out elegant, yet fierce.

Like the one from neighbours?

 

[MurderousToaster]

I called my first car "Sheila." You can share it if you want.

*Sheila's Wheels theme tune*
Sorry.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Sasha. DO IT!!!

Sasha is a male name.
Motorbikes are ladies, everyone knows that.

I think you should call it "fuckin' a"

 

[Inverse Skies]

Chuckles! Oh man your motorbike should so be called chuckles! What an awesome bike it would be! It'd be taking the mickey out of itself as well, something which is always appreciated by Australians!

 

[Private Custard]

I called mine Charlton Heston due to the numberplate ending CNN.

I'm trying to think of a decent female name though. A friend wanted me to name it after her so I got to ride her every weekend!!