What should the user above you title be?

[Scde2]

Guaranteed to be delivered in 30 years or less!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'll wack you!

 

[Scde2]

I'll purr at you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Help! It's purring at me!

 

[Scde2]

Hi, I will eat you now.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Help! It's eating me!

 

[Scde2]

Hi, the next user is not what he seems.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Hi, the previous user is not what he seems.

 

[Scde2]

Hi, this user is not what he seems.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Hi, that user is not what he seems.

 

[Scde2]

Hi, you aren't what you seem.

 

[MachoFern]

Likes To Bash Children With Keys

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Likes to get bashed with keys

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Likes to wait on hand and foot.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Likes to like liking like likings

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Likes to confuse me.

Yuki, help me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Dislikes being confused

 

[Blue Musician]

I am your father, Confucius.

 

[Scde2]

Confuses catgirls with Confucius.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Thinks catgirls can get confused while it's obviously a plot to take over the world with cuteness!