What should the user above you title be?

[Scde2]

You can't make omlettes without breaking a few eggs.

 

[AvsJoe]

Keys Are STRONG!

 

[squidbuddy99]

Hard-boiled

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am Joan Rivers.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Your friendly Deceiver.
EDIT: Ninja.

Requires your brains.

 

[AvsJoe]

Beware, for I control the WIND!

 

[squidbuddy99]

Eggspert

 

[AvsJoe]

This is my happy face!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'm mooning you.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

AvsJoe is Hatching!

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm blind in my right eye! Help!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Only 5 more stabbings until level 8

 

[Lazy Kitty]

The Hat of Waving Awesomeness

 

[CounterAttack]

Me-yow. *wink*

 

[AvsJoe]

This hood makes my ankles look fat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

 

[squidbuddy99]

A proud father

 

[BrailleOperatic]

WHO PUT THIS ROCK IN MY HEAD!?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

"I did."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Makes other people take the blame.