What should we do with the moon?

[LeeHarveyO]

We obviously need to blow it up so no Sayains start turning into giant apes.

 

[Resistance205]

One must consider these three points:

1. Can I have sex with it?
2. Can I eat it?
3. If I can't shag it or eat it, then why should I tolerate it's existence?

I'll get the missiles ready.

Did you get that out of something? If not then that is very awesome!

My idea...Build my nuclear base on it, so that if 2012 doesn't go as planned, I can always destroy the earth another way. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

 

[A random person]

I'd make it into a human extermination system that would crash into Earth when one million monkeys are on the surface. I'd have to wage a war with them, win it, and force them underground first, though.

Cookie for reference, by the way.

Gurren Lagann

I'd create a colony of self replicating robots for the mass labor needed for my space fleet for galactic conquest.

Spoiler: And you, sir, get a cookie.

Eating it protects you from the dismal power of internet killjoys.

 

[ScarlettRage]

One must consider these three points:

1. Can I have sex with it?
2. Can I eat it?
3. If I can't shag it or eat it, then why should I tolerate it's existence?

I'll get the missiles ready.

very, very good point...

i'll help.

but can i write my name on it first?

 

[ExaltedK9]

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

Yea! Why stop at just nuking whales?

 

[El Camarado]

Me? I'd stop going there, and use the money to do more important things, comrade. Like what? Anything, just so long as it isn't a waste.

Or I'd build a museum, but not a space museum. No, something else, any ideas?

 

[GrimTuesday]

we should carve the mandaloren skull in it and then we can rename it mandalor

 

[Carbonel]

Eat it. We all know the moon is made of cheese right?

 

[Triforceformer]

I would Hire Metallica with the leftover money, to do a concert. Ever heard of the Beatles' Rooftop Concert? Well here's Metallica'a Moon Surface Concert, bitches!

 

[bluepilot]

Maybe the moon could be a huge waste ground for dumping rubbish and toxic waste.

Or we could start employing more environmentally feastible policies here on earth. Whichever is the cheapest I suppose...

 

[Neonbob]

Uhh...how can you tell people you were killed by falling chuncks of moon when you've been killed by falling chucks of moon?

Well, if I'm causing it, I obviously know to stay in a nice, safe place.

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

Yea! Why stop at just nuking whales?

Exactly! Next step: celestial bodies!
[sup]Jupiter is next.[/sup]

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Mine the damn thing. It's bound to have SOME usable resources up there!

 

[Triforceformer]

Uhh...how can you tell people you were killed by falling chuncks of moon when you've been killed by falling chucks of moon?

Well, if I'm causing it, I obviously know to stay in a nice, safe place.

I want to blow it into chunks. And make the Earth have rings!
That'd be much cooler than one giant orb.

Yea! Why stop at just nuking whales?

Exactly! Next step: celestial bodies!
[sup]Jupiter is next.[/sup]

But it is made of Un-Nukeable gases.

 

[Neonbob]

Exactly! Next step: celestial bodies!
[sup]Jupiter is next.[/sup]

But it is made of Un-Nukeable gases.

I...it...but...
Aw, screw it. Something will make it blow up.
And I will find that something.
I shall, or my scientists will die trying!

 

[Standby]

Stick massive rockets on multiple sides capable of accelerating/changing it's orbit, that way if a huge asteroid/comet etc is on course to hit us, we can use the moon as a celestial shield.

Think of it as astral pong, with the moon acting as the paddle and the earth the big wall behind it.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

TFO'S Master Plan To Rule Bring Peace to the World.


Step 1. Make an awesome-tastic moon mansion.
Step 2. Carve a Smiley Face.
Step 3. Remove Smiley Face and carve (Insert Generic name here) is a Dick!
Step 4. Mine the hell out of it
Step 5. Get Rich
Step 6. Make Super Lazer than can hit anyplace on Earth.
Step 7. Force the countries to unite and delcare peace and throw all money into intergalatic space research.
Step 8. Have a Smoothie(This is the most important step!)
Step 9. Blow up China, Russia, North Korea, Iran, and Afghanistan. They can't be trusted.
Step 10. Go to sleep. Master Plan is complete.

 

[Dorian]

I would hold a vote and come up with the single greatest human being ever and carve his/her face into the moon. Then when it's full, his/her face will be looking down on Earth.

I believe it would be rather beautiful...

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Turn it into a giant fastfood world.