What shoulder faries do you have

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Drugar

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I've got dozens and they all want attention, all the time.

And people wonder why I seem so distracted...
 

Voodoo Child

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Left shoulder - Mr. Superiority Complex - Likes to take control in arguments and debates.

Right shoulder - Guilt - My number one weakness is always guilt trips.
 

Wormthong

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i only have one and that represents lazyness im like lets go work to buy some new games
and then hes like nah why dont you just download them
i say shutup go buy the game and then comming out of my room 2 hours later going back 2 the store to get some other game becouse the previously mentioned game sucked


lazyness is biggining 2 win
 

Rolling Thunder

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Okay, time to list all my split personalities and other disorders:

Drang- The psycho. Likes killing things, likes fighting, is generally at the forefront when the adrenaline starts going and things get agiatated. Is otherwise useless except for occasional bouts of delusional romanticism.

Sizwe- the empathic black dude, who is lazy but always winds up trying to convince me that the other side has a point of view. Also does working class and communist thinking.

Sturm- Drang's brother. Icily logical, utterly ruthless and always advises me to take the most cold-blooded apporach to life. Also advises on seduction, and is even more ruthless and cold blooded, and has resulted in more than one 'misunderstanding'

Allan the architect- plans ahead. Is otherwise piss-boring and underused, except when screaming in my ear to do my revison instead of posting crap.

The Emperor- Is responsible for my influence and power- also helps Sturm and Sizwe with history. Another cold bastard, but imperious, grand and always telling me to be as dominant as possible.

Kyle- The gay. Checks out other men for me. I wish he fucking didn't, but he does, and it worries me.

(note- the rest are hetero, and all get in on the sex side.)
 

Piorn

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-the companion-cube who whacks me with the wrench from bioshock as punishment >.< (my conscience)
 

Omnidum

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I have as fairies:
The sporty type (Died a couple of years ago)
The Lazy
The Pr0n-demanding
The Troll (died along with the the sporty)
and the Litterate Ghost
 

Anarchemitis

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PurpleRain said:
A pyro and a pyro.

"Burn it!"
"I agree!"
"Fire!"
"Yay!"
I would've guessed a Ninja.
"Burn it!"
"In the darkness they will burn."
"Fire!!"
"Agreed, small fat gas-masked one."
 

Easykill

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Mine are the psycho and hindsight. I never don't know whether or not to do something, I just do it and regret it later.
I hope you guys are joking though...
 

Gooble

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I have a one guy saying 'you should be doing [job/coursework/revision]' and the other saying, 'Play now, do it later'...guess which one usually wins :S
 

BustaNinja

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I have two shoulder perverts, but one is less perverted.

"Dude, you should so grab her ass then dry hump her"

"No man, just pin her too the wall and grin"
 

defcon 1

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I have one that has a lust for action and violence. I think he killed all my good fairies.