What shoulder faries do you have

[Somethingironic]

Well on my shoulder:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... (dadadada)
There they are, standing in a row.
Big ones small ones some as big as you're head! (laughter)
Just give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist that's what the showman said!
Everybody!

Jks.

Left Shoulder: Level 49 Necromancer with plus +14 fire resistance, evil affinity.
Right Shoulder: Gus. Gus is a mechanic!

 

[Birras]

I have one who tells me to do evil stuff, he takes the form of the giant robot that is my robot. He has a demonic voice. Then, my other one tells me that doing evil stuff is a lot of work, and that I should just eat Doritos and play Deadrising. He also takes the form of my avatar robot, but has my voice.

 

[Arachon]

I used to have a fairy on my shoulder... but it kept going "HEY, LISTEN! LOOK! LISTEN, HEY! LISTEN HEY!! LOOK!"... So I killed it...

 

[klc0100]

A mini Ghastly from Pokemon on my left and black Jesus on my right

 

[jim_doki]

on my right, associated with confidence and bravery i have David Bowie. More often than not in Labyrinth costume, but not always

On my left, associated with paranoia and cowerdice i have a combination of my old PE teacher and that green thing that said "Toasty" on the Genesis port of MK2

 

[isjusterin]

On the right shoulder, the annoying one that likes to talk to people for no particular reason, talks too fast, is lazy, optimistic and liberal, and likes to find other people that like indie music and Pink Floyd instead of finding real friends the hard way, versus

The left shoulder fairy, the cynical anarchist that keeps on reminding the other shoulder that I hate people and that I should really be finishing that painting or practicing my cello. Ironically, she's probably the one I should be listening to.

There are several other combinations that could be made, like my eat-it and don't-eat-that-you'll-get-fatter fairies. They're surprisingly dominant.

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

I'm pretty sure my fairies are President and Attention Whore.

I'm always a leader in everything I do, so I always get that nagging voice going "So and so shouldn't be acting this way. Make them stop," or "I need to do this, this, this, this, and this, and make sure I tell so and so to do this,"

And I... was... an actor, so I tend to demand a little more attention or bask in the attention I'm getting, lol. Although this fairy's thinking of packing up and leaving soon. She'll be replaced with the aptly-rewarded Sexy Fairy.

 

[Usnota]

I have a Headbanging Metalhead telling me 2 crack open da metal, than i have an uberviolent schizo telling me 2 kill people and cause general meyham and destrucution than there's the perv, telling me 2 dry hump evry hot girl in sight and theres that meek little vocie telling me wats right and wrong, but strangely enough i havent hear him in a while i think the other ones killed him...