Australia, Queensland.
My state's not bad. We're not the richest, or the most famous, our economy is staggering and teetering on the brink, the Government's a joke and the Opposition are even worse, and prices are always rising -
But on the plus side: Good universities, reasonable traffic, good law enforcement and low crime (where I live at least), friendly people, wonderful climate (been a bit wet lately, but that's not a bad thing) and a fast growing city with job opportunities (even if those jobs don't pay much).