Glad to see someone agrees, oh and I forgot one true American.Pandobra said:Pretty much this.jboking said:United States - Engineer, "I don't want to do the shoot, must build something that will do it for me!"
Heavy, carry a big expensive gun, use a big expensive gun excessively.
Soldier, MAGGOTS! Blow them to hell!
Scout, "I'm the best there is!"
Classes we are not:
Spy, if we are going to try and kill you, you probably know it.
Sniper, we are not exactly the ones to sit back safely away from the big danger.
Medic, fuck we can't even heal our own economy.
Pyro, "Murph Mur Maah!" A truer American here there isn't.
Oh and another good point to make.
Demoman, *Drinks Scotch*"Now where were those explosives?" - behold, the Independence day embodied.