"What the? Did I just dream that I..."

[nick n stuff]

i had a vivid dream that my mum was friends with Bob Marley. he came to my house and i took a photo of him on my phone. when i woke up i looked for the picture on my phone before i realised after 5 minutes that he's dead

 

[Jark212]

This is what happens when I wake up from a dream, kinda depressing:

Spoiler

 

[BoxCutter]

I had a dream once where I was having dinner with a Banana Slug that spoke in rhymes. At the end of said dinner he gave birth to a moose that had a human head. Needless to say I woke up thoroughly confused.

 

[tomtom94]

I had a dream last night revolving around school Speech Day (which I had yesterday) a girl I've seen several times in the distance but don't know, the Music department, and wearing wellies.

I have absolutely NO IDEA what the fuck the plot of that dream was though.
Wish I did.

 

[Your Nightmare]

The night before my exam, I dreamt that I had overslept. I was lying in my bed and being a downer in my dream.

Then I woke up. Being incredibly sad. Good thing I took another look at my alarm clock. I was awake much too early.

Guess who was beyond confused?

I had the exact same style of dream..

I actually hated it. When I woke up there was light in my room, then looked at the time and I had 2 hours lol

 

[Eggsnham]

I had a dream a couple nights ago where my Global History teacher (who is awesome) was my father (which is weird) and that I had several superpowers including super strength and general psychokinesis.

 

[superbatranger]

What a conveniently timed thread...

Spoiler: Dream I had last night

First part: I'm at my dad's house and for some reason I've got a laptop with me in my room. The layout of the place is all wrong but that's ignored. I'm in my room on it and before I know i it's 6am. Somehow my dad's dog is inside of my room and my door is slightly open. I'm led to believe it's a school night. My dad comes by and the dog runs over to him and I, startled, get up. Mistake. My dad says "What are you doing up" and then that fades out...
Part two: I'm walking with someone who I think is supposed to be my dad but doesn't look anything like him. Apparently we're going through some back-alley streets and there's a bunch of graffiti everywhere. For some reason, Rei is the subject of most of the graffiti. After walking around for a while we start to walk up some stairs and some black kid comes up and tells my 'dad' he needs to pay him 50 bucks to move on. More people start to surround us while he's talking. My 'dad' refuses and so the kid takes out a white gun and points it at me. Realizing 'shit, I'm going to be shot' I start backing away and trying to explain my way out of it, but then a few people grab me. My 'dad' shows no concern and says nothing. It's assumed he still refuses. I'm then led backwards into a bathroom and I wake up.

It was... interesting.

Oh yes, I am capable of reading minds. Naturally, I knew that if I made this thread, you would respond to it.

You diabolical madman! Reading minds through the internet; I just got up after dreaming that and saw this thread too...

Muahahaha! Soon I shall rule the world with an iron fist! Of iron!

 

[weecath77]

Last night,Marco-Pierre White hit me round the head with a fish because I did'nt cook a steak right......the most random dream ever!!
He was in an ad for stock cubes before I went to bed,so this is the only connection I can think of.
The brain is a strange machine!!

 

[Squarez]

Last night I had a dream where I was at some kind of boarding school and I walked in on my two good friend having sex...mid groan. It was kinda awkward to say the least.

Don't eat cheese before you go to bed.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I once dreamed I had a Nintendo DS. When I woke up, for a few seconds, I still thought I actually had it.

 

[MissPixxie]

I always do this thing (don't now if anyone else does) where I'll be falling in my dream, and wake up as I hit the floor. The problem is I don't just wake up, I feel myself hit the bed, which always freaks me out...

But yeah, I fall through all manner of strange and psychedelically modelled tunnels when I dream, I am unsure whether this actually means anything.

 

[DarthFennec]

I once dreamed that my entire being was one long C++ program. I had to set the integer representing my serotonin levels to zero in order to wake up. That dream was probably a product of my having spent three whole days coding a game.

I've had that dream before too. I had to get myself through a school day ... it was pretty intense. But also fun.

 

[Mariakitten]

I had a dream about my day to day life except it was all in french, perfect french. which is weird because I'm not even that good at french.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Last night I had a dream that I was working as a cleaner at a huge mansion. There were a few other cleaners working with me and they all warned me that the mansion was haunted. I was cleaning one of the bedrooms when one of the workers walked in and started screaming "GET OUT!! GET OUT!!" and her eyes were glowing green. I ran into another room and the other workers told me she had been possessed, and that because I was the first person she saw I would be next. I think I woke up after that, I hope it doesnt continue tonight :/

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I had I dream I tried to mash my sister's head in with a statuette. I hit her several good smack in the head that would of easily cracked someone's head open but she got up with a scratch. I then went back to play videogames ofr a bit of the dream then I went back to dreaming normal things for me.

Although in another I feel into a freezer like the ones in a shop which was actually like the Wardrobe in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. After falling into I was taking to an evil alternate reality where everyone's eyes were just black and everyone was evil. They tried to kill me and I got out. No one believed me but my Dad who apparently also fell in and made it out. I then smote the evil freezer with lighting from the sky or roof or something. Would make a good Stephen King book.

Edit: I also dreamt I was in a zombie attack. Yes I know we all haev this one. Anyway I got bitten because some **** pushed me out of the safe area. I got bitten in the leg this is important later. Still bleeding turning into a zombie I got into the safe area and bit the guy. I then woke up with pins and needles in my leg.

 

[the_tramp]

I was staying over a friend's house last night, I dreamt that she woke up to have a shower (nothing strange there) but then came into the front room (where I was sleeping on the settee) still in the towel with a chessboard and asked whether I wanted a game.

I told her about it when I did wake up and was disappointed to find out that she did not like chess.

 

[Blair Bennett]

Last night I had a dream in which a group of my friends and I were in class. I didn't recognize anyone but them, and the teacher was an extremely ignorant woman. Now, after about a half an hour of wasted time, one of my friends threw something into a garbage can, and a few minutes later, what seemed like hundreds upon hundreds of multi-coloured toy elephants start spewing out of it. For whatever reason, the friend who was sitting next to me stood up and shouted "Yeah, we burnt this railroad with whales!", and then I stood up and yelled "BURN THE WHALES!" At this point, the same friend ran over to the other side of the room, turned back to me and said "Come on, the whales are burning!" and then my friend, myself, and a small group of students proceeded to run into circles around the classroom. Then I woke up.

...I wish I were kidding.

 

[seanmcdow]

years ago I dreamt I had woken up and was late for school so after panicing and rushing I woke up only to find I was infact late for school so the same madness ensued but then get this I woke up AGAIN to find I wasnt late at all.