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I just reloaded the escapist a second ago, and some weird shit happened.
I was looking at a thread, just casually F5, and I almost shit myself.
The middle section dimmed, like a translucent black layer above it, but that ain't the jist of it.
The two sides were nightmare inducing. the left side had a skeletal hand giving me a thumbs up, and the right had some mutated demonic mammoth skull thing that looks like it came straight from a horror movie.

Anyone else experience this too?

I'm starting to fear this website.

EDIT: just saw it again. Now that I was "expecting" it, I didn't immediate ravage F5, so I got a good look at it. The hand ain't skeletal, but it's all sorts of fucked up, and the skull ain't a mammoth, it's Cthulhu. I think. Or, maybe it is a mammoth with one too many tusks.
 

madwarper

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I've had it too, but the left page border had some type image... Maybe they're trying to do something in the backround of the page?

But, yea. Blame Kross.
 

Colour Scientist

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I got it yesterday but I could only see the black. April Fools day, I guess.

Try harder next year, guys. :D
 

piinyouri

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Haha your April Fools day magic is no match for my nos-USER WAS DELETED BECAUSE OF THIS POST
 

excalipoor

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All I saw was the black filter (which is pretty flippin' annoying by the way). Anybody have a screencap? I wanna see this mutated demonic mammoth skull thing.
 
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I'm going to seem like an ignorant fool for asking this, but who is this Kross everyone's talking about? I've checked the escapist's "about us" to see if he's there but I couldn't find him.
Website designer/admin perhaps?
 

sky14kemea

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So that's what it is... I thought my terrible internet just got slightly worse again. xD
Pohaturon said:
I'm going to seem like an ignorant fool for asking this, but who is this Kross everyone's talking about? I've checked the escapist's "about us" to see if he's there but I couldn't find him.
Website designer/admin perhaps?
He's one of the Tech guys. So yeah, you could say he's the website designer. And an Admin.

OT: I did ask Kross yesterday if he had anything planned, but he said no. Maybe it's just a little bug? I'll let the Staff on IRC know when they wake up!
 

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Pohaturon said:
I'm going to seem like an ignorant fool for asking this, but who is this Kross everyone's talking about? I've checked the escapist's "about us" to see if he's there but I couldn't find him.
Website designer/admin perhaps?
This is [user]Kross[/user]. He is the Watchful Eye, the Destroyer of Worlds. When The Reckoning comes he will lead the charge, with a wicked smile and a sinister laugh.

Alo, the picture that takes over is Cthulu giving the thumbs up. I just had it and was going to make a thread about it. It will probably still happen until Kross shows up to get rid of it.

Edit: Oh, and the damn thing is huge. My current resolution is 1920x1080, and it doesn't come close to fitting.

 

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sky14kemea said:
So that's what it is... I thought my terrible internet just got slightly worse again. xD
Pohaturon said:
I'm going to seem like an ignorant fool for asking this, but who is this Kross everyone's talking about? I've checked the escapist's "about us" to see if he's there but I couldn't find him.
Website designer/admin perhaps?
He's one of the Tech guys. So yeah, you could say he's the website designer. And an Admin.

OT: I did ask Kross yesterday if he had anything planned, but he said no. Maybe it's just a little bug? I'll let the Staff on IRC know when they wake up!
Maybe he fooled you as well?
OT: Saw it too, was quite strange I must admit...
 

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sky14kemea said:
OT: I did ask Kross yesterday if he had anything planned, but he said no. Maybe it's just a little bug? I'll let the Staff on IRC know when they wake up!
It's Kross. He tested that little background thing in the Pub Club forum =P The Basement thread I believe XD
 

piinyouri

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wintercoat said:
Pohaturon said:
I'm going to seem like an ignorant fool for asking this, but who is this Kross everyone's talking about? I've checked the escapist's "about us" to see if he's there but I couldn't find him.
Website designer/admin perhaps?
This is [user]Kross[/user]. He is the Watchful Eye, the Destroyer of Worlds. When The Reckoning comes he will lead the charge, with a wicked smile and a sinister laugh.

Alo, the picture that takes over is Cthulu giving the thumbs up. I just had it and was going to make a thread about it. It will probably still happen until Kross shows up to get rid of it.

Edit: Oh, and the damn thing is huge. My current resolution is 1920x1080, and it doesn't come close to fitting.

GAH.
Reminds me of "the face" from The Exorcist.
It's so stark and alien when that popped up I jumped in my chair.
 

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Pohaturon said:
I just reloaded the escapist a second ago, and some weird shit happened.
I was looking at a thread, just casually F5, and I almost shit myself.
The middle section dimmed, like a translucent black layer above it, but that ain't the jist of it.
The two sides were nightmare inducing. the left side had a skeletal hand giving me a thumbs up, and the right had some mutated demonic mammoth skull thing that looks like it came straight from a horror movie.

Anyone else experience this too?

I'm starting to fear this website.

EDIT: just saw it again. Now that I was "expecting" it, I didn't immediate ravage F5, so I got a good look at it. The hand ain't skeletal, but it's all sorts of fucked up, and the skull ain't a mammoth, it's Cthulhu. I think. Or, maybe it is a mammoth with one too many tusks.
Well you beat me to making this thread, because I was about to if nobody hadn't. Though, I kind of figured it was an Escapist April Fools thing.

And yes, it is Cthulhu.
 

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Oh. I only noticed the dimmed middle bit, thought it was some kind of format derp and f5'ed. April Fools deflected by stupidity!
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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SO that what that thing was!

I assumed it was the site derping somehow.

Well congrats Kross on your rather different April Fools.
 

TecnoMonkey

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Huh... I think that also happened to me, but there was no Cthulhu the whole page just turned black while the Escapist logo just dimmed. Good thing that was it because if the page turned into what you described I would probably soil my pants, Cthulhu scares the shit out of me.

I am going to come back to this site in a day or two... just to be safe.
 

an annoyed writer

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Yeah, I never got Cthulhu, I just got a dimmed screen with unreadable text, which was irritating as shit. Kross, make sure your shit works on multiple different computers and browsers before you pull this again.