"What the HECK is that?"

[tombman888]

"WHAT THE FU-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

[El Poncho]

Gay Bar by Electric Six.

Need I say more?

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd set my alarm clock to You're Innocent When You Dream by Tom Waits.

That or the sound of a banana.

 

[Iwata]

I used to have a little soldier that played a military reveille, the traditional ta-ta-tatata-ta-ta-tatata-ta-ta-tatata-tataaataa. You had to clobber down his helmet to shut him up. Quite efficient for school days.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

The pokémon theme tune. It opens brashly enough that you will pay attention!

 

[Doive]

/snip. Wrong thread, sorry.

 

[Syphous]

Get up - James Brown

I second this.

I third it

I too recommend it.

Gay Bar by Electric Six.

Need I say more?

Let's start a nuclear war.

 

[Ashcrexl]

i'll go with needles by system of a down. no reason. just cause.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I think my alarm would be: SELFDESTRUCT INITIATED 10....9.....8....7.....6.......5.......4.........3.......2.....1... HAVE A NICE DAY! and then the bomb would EXPLODE!!!! in other word,s I have 10 seconds to defuse my alarm clock

I like your idea with the countdown but after the 1 it should be the "WTF-BOOM!" noise of internet fame.

Spoiler: or this

 

[Holyeskimo]

so um noone else just uses their phone for their alarm and mine is the winning theme for final fantasy battles makes me smile each and every time

Nope i do, but i choose a song that annoys the hell out of me, and my phone is apparently to good to take the song name and band as a listing.

 

[Ldude893]

o/ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.....o/

Yes, nothing wakes you up better than Bono singing loudly right next to your bedside accompanied by guitars and drums.

 

[vrbtny]

"Wake the Fuck up you lazy bastard!!"

I want a alarm clock which shouts that in my ear.

 

[ShadowGandalf]

the sound of the TARDIS landing. i'd probably wake up looking for The Doctor... lol

 

[subject_87]

The opening robo-quotes when you start a new game in portal
and for a snooze i could have the turret's "are you still there?" and such

Buy me this now. I don't care if my alarm clock repeatedly tries to kill me, it's totally worth it.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Right now I have an alarm that plays heavy breathing that gets heavier and louder the longer it's on...

Scared the shit outta my friend when he stayed over... Good times...

 

[onewheeled]

I like your idea with the countdown but after the 1 it should be the "WTF-BOOM!" noise of internet fame.

Spoiler: or this

Oh my goodness, that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages, thank you. That made my day.

Anyway, I second having G-Man's opening speech from Half-Life 2. With the alarm volume turned WAY up. Bricks will be shat.