What the hell even is this?

[HardkorSB]

So I was watching some Minecraft videos on YouTube and on one of the videos was quite possibly the weirdest ad I'd ever seen.

[sub]This actually isn't the same ad but it's for the same thing and it's just as weird.[/sub]​

I don't even... what the fuck am I watching? Does anyone have a clue as to what the hell's going on here? I honestly thought it was some shitty softcore porn flick at first, that's how bad it is.

So Escapists what on Earth do you think this is, and have you ever seen ads that have just left you well... perplexed?

Why yes, this is a trailer for porn.
I've seen a different one but it involved a superheroine beating up some thieves and then raping them and doing other dominatrix related stuff to them. Nothing too graphic but porn nevertheless.

quick google says no, not porn, they do make porn and cosplay erotica but this particular series isnt

they even did like a create a costume thing on facebook and making a movie with that one in it or somethng

Well, they're more like movies for people with a fetish for being dominated by a superhero I guess but I saw one that involved sex.

 

[IndianaJonny]

The live action form of Empowered?

*cough*..Kickstarter..*cough*

 

[shrekfan246]

And no, I don't even.

I don't know why, but I can't stop listening to that song... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.

Spoiler: GIANT IMAGE!

Let the music override your thoughts, your feelings... until all you are is a hollow shell shouting 'Pon Pon Pon' over and over again, a servant to the monstrosity known as 'J-pop'.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your image is broken. Seriously though. That song is catchy as all hell and I don't even know why because I'm not usually a fan of J-Pop.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

I don't know what is more ridiculous, that video, or the two comment underneath it claiming that Warner Brother's staged the Dark Knight Rises shooting?

So much I don't even all at once!

 

[Rickolas Walrus]

***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

I...I just.....I can't...........I don't...................................what?

 

[repeating integers]

These are all very nice, but can they beat Rubberfruit?

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[lacktheknack]

***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

I don't... I don't... fuck it man, I give up :/ You've broken me

What? I didn't see anything wrong with the video... it was some guy walking to the store...

Here's another one about a Segway and dude on a steam roller going past each other... looks totally normal and uninteresting to me, but everyone tells me they find it traumatic. I don't get it.

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There's also this one, which appears to be a simple recut of classic Home Economics educational footage, with someone saying "Hello, how are you?" on occasion over top of it. Harmless stuff, but even the creator labels it a "journey into horribleness", which baffles me. People like reading too deeply into things.

<youtube=dZfmPREbTd8>

 

[DaKiller]

It's definitely porn. I don't even need to go to the website to check and see it's porn because it is so obviously porn. If you don't believe me, then you just aren't watch enough porn.

Porn.

 

[Holarchy]

I'm just going to leave this here, it seems apt.

 

[StBishop]

It looks... strange, and very, very suspicious.

I can fap to this watch this.

As for my contribution to the 'What the fuck?' thread...


And no, I don't even.

I fucking love that song.

I smashed it out on endless video.com for ages.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Wat.

Also, those were not punches unless their powers include invisible extendo fists.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

But that's not even the most fucked-up thing I've seen in the last five minutes. Some people on a site 9gag.com are claiming that Warner Brothers payed off the Colorado shooter.

Are you sure it's 9gag claiming this, or it could just be the 4channers at /B pretending to 9gaggers and spreading really malicious crap so that 9gag looks bad (they do that a lot.)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Lol at how many fake pelvis punches were featured. Maybe it's a fetish or something xD