What the hell is your problem?
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Mine get that as well. I usually get it because my mind jumps very quickly along analagous lines so if you say something let's say cake I will think along the lines of...Jharry5 said:
1. What are the ingredients of cake.
2. Cakes have eggs in them don't they.
3. I feel bad for the chicken's in those chicken trucks.
4. They are treated horribly.
What I say 2 minutes later...The conditions inside chicken slaughter houses are terrible.
Everyone around me is like WTF but I think my reasoning is perfectly sound.
Well, this one isn't too hard to beat : P Five years older than you and in the same boat on this one!Razavn said:
I love to creep people out by making allusions to myself being gay.
I can survive solely on chips and cola for several days.
I can have absolutely no sympathy for people I don't know or doesn't matter the least bit to me. (Example: The war between Israel and Palestine, I say we should let them have one awesome match of "Last Man Standing", then disarm and/or annihilate the winner.)
I enjoyed every insurgent or otherwise threat that came my way in Iraq, I should probably be concerned for that, but they deserved every bit of it
1)i smoke weed to help me relax i drink more than i really should
2)i hate using lifts because i feel that i cant move, or breath because how small the area is
3)i find it hard for me too see people on my level witch i know is bad for example i either look up to them alot thinking there some one to espire too or look down on like i dont want to end up like that, witch i know is pritty bad
4)i find it hard to dedicate my life to somthing either it being a game or a project that am working on i get bourd of stuff pritty fast or change my mind alot
5)everytime am in a relationship i panic and first and feel that because am in one my life is going to drasticly change + plus am very ruitined and once i find one i have trouble getting back out of it
6)i hardly ever do somthing if i cant get a reward or somthing good happening for me at the pressent, not really infesting in the future or even thinking about it
7)i find sick jokes for example what do u tell a women with two black eyes, nothing u already told her twice. or anouther one is whats the diffence between a dead baby in a blender and a car i dont have a car in my garrige
8)and i enjoy pain in the bedroom if u get my drift but not to much where is kicking me in the balls that just dosnt rock my boat it sinks it
2)i hate using lifts because i feel that i cant move, or breath because how small the area is
3)i find it hard for me too see people on my level witch i know is bad for example i either look up to them alot thinking there some one to espire too or look down on like i dont want to end up like that, witch i know is pritty bad
4)i find it hard to dedicate my life to somthing either it being a game or a project that am working on i get bourd of stuff pritty fast or change my mind alot
5)everytime am in a relationship i panic and first and feel that because am in one my life is going to drasticly change + plus am very ruitined and once i find one i have trouble getting back out of it
6)i hardly ever do somthing if i cant get a reward or somthing good happening for me at the pressent, not really infesting in the future or even thinking about it
7)i find sick jokes for example what do u tell a women with two black eyes, nothing u already told her twice. or anouther one is whats the diffence between a dead baby in a blender and a car i dont have a car in my garrige
8)and i enjoy pain in the bedroom if u get my drift but not to much where is kicking me in the balls that just dosnt rock my boat it sinks it
I like Asian people. In my experience they're pretty funny.
I make incredibly distasteful and childish jokes.
Sean Connery, the Mr. Men and the butchers shop will make me laugh for reasons that can only be expressed in base 45 arithmatic.
I'm incredibly shy, and too shy to tell you any real dirt. Nyyyyyah =P
I make incredibly distasteful and childish jokes.
Sean Connery, the Mr. Men and the butchers shop will make me laugh for reasons that can only be expressed in base 45 arithmatic.
I'm incredibly shy, and too shy to tell you any real dirt. Nyyyyyah =P
When I run out of fags I make recycs out of the dog ends in the tray like a nicotine crazed hobo- I also refer to the larger dogends as 'the good ones', and feel quite pleased with myself when there are enough spliff ends to make a servicable joint. I call these 'tarry treats'.
Yeah, really. If anything, this is something to be proud of. I'm pretty sure that the majority of decent human beings would prefer to be emphatic and such instead of egotistical pricks.Wildrow12 said:
OT: Well, I'm going to be honest. It's nothing that could be considered perverted or something similar, but I have almost literally zero tact. Pretty much 80% of what I say out loud could be taken as moderately to extremely offensive to someone. It's not like I really enjoy alienating people, and it's not like I'm particularly prejudiced towards anyone. Usually, it's my wording of a given statement that gets me in trouble with people. My friends refer to this as a deficient social filter. Because of this, I usually try to keep to myself, but then I get accused of being angsty(sp?) and anti-social.
That, and I seem to have an insatiable need to create music with whatever objects are within arms reach. This usually ends with me getting quite a few looks of irritation. I've gotten checked out, and I don't have OCD/ADD/ any other perfectly reasonable explanation.
/rant
Bah! That was way too long.
On 4 seperate occasions I have asked people "Do you masterbate" like it was a regualr conversation topic. Results=priceless
I like to debate and am pretty shameless in the sense that I'll pretty much talk about any subject without seeing it as too out of the box or innapropriate.
I'm also Very honest and will not suger coat anything i say, sure i can use tact but dont ask me a question if you dont want an honest answer.
Sounds like it's not that "what the hell" but quite a few people i know hate this about me.
I also have a very real phobia of bunnies, i went to the zoo twice this year and couldnt go near that portion of the petting zoo....
I'm also Very honest and will not suger coat anything i say, sure i can use tact but dont ask me a question if you dont want an honest answer.
Sounds like it's not that "what the hell" but quite a few people i know hate this about me.
I also have a very real phobia of bunnies, i went to the zoo twice this year and couldnt go near that portion of the petting zoo....
Hmm, what's wrong with me. I recently played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo and my brother told me that I was disturbingly happy about how gory it was and that I enjoyed shooting zombies point blank with a shotgun way too much.
Perhaps that says something about my future?
Perhaps that says something about my future?
