I'm scared... I don't think I want to...Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I will Google it, I must know!Kiwibloke said:
What the hell is your problem?
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Oh. Alright. Next time you Google it, look around the screen. There was a link for "financial domination", how funny is that?GreyWolf257 said:
I have two things that people find off-putting occasionally.
1) I have this thing about the truth. Namely in that I like to have it present in all situations. Even if awkward. So this lead to a scenario where I met this girl whose room was located across from my room with a small outdoor pick-nick area in between and windows facing each other. The awkward situation goes something along the lines of: don't watch me changing. Ok. Wait? Why? Am I fat? Ugly? Are you gay? Because I have a girlfriend and I like to remain chaste.
2) I need to find comedy in everything. Everything has a joke and just about nothing is sacred to me. Huge fights with roommates, celebrity deaths, all of it has a joke and I am willing to make (often to my own detriment).
1) I have this thing about the truth. Namely in that I like to have it present in all situations. Even if awkward. So this lead to a scenario where I met this girl whose room was located across from my room with a small outdoor pick-nick area in between and windows facing each other. The awkward situation goes something along the lines of: don't watch me changing. Ok. Wait? Why? Am I fat? Ugly? Are you gay? Because I have a girlfriend and I like to remain chaste.
2) I need to find comedy in everything. Everything has a joke and just about nothing is sacred to me. Huge fights with roommates, celebrity deaths, all of it has a joke and I am willing to make (often to my own detriment).
After I have sex with any woman,I speak the next 15 minutes in german or russian,to seem creepy.
Almost as bad as when I fake a cold or tonsilitis,I make my voice incredibly high pitched
Almost as bad as when I fake a cold or tonsilitis,I make my voice incredibly high pitched
Furry to an extent.
Also i really wish i could send people to prison for annoying me in english or some other class, acting like there's some terrible thing about reading books for fun.
Also i really wish i could send people to prison for annoying me in english or some other class, acting like there's some terrible thing about reading books for fun.
Hmm...Non-satirical delivery on your part and I am thoroughly offended...you, sir, actually know how to work your way around a thread, and I salute you wholeheartedly.Plazmatic said:
Had a bad day? Play the boobpedia game. You go onto boobpedia.com (which is inappropriate for minors so be responsible) and click random page... You'll enjoy the results...
I just can't stop laughing at it normally. Whoever decided to make a wiki site for boobs deserves a cake in the shape of a gold star.
I just can't stop laughing at it normally. Whoever decided to make a wiki site for boobs deserves a cake in the shape of a gold star.
I tend to daydream while I'm alone. I usually end up imagining that I have someone near by, and have an out-loud conversation. Mind you, I'm not talking to myself, per se. Just talking to today's special guest, Jon Lovitz. Tomorrow, who knows... might be George Washington, maybe Zordon...
I also love to pretend that my drives on the freeway are 50 times more dramatic and exciting than they really are. I don't drive like a maniac, but it's interesting to put on some tense music and imagine the headlights behind you are out for your blood.
I also love to pretend that my drives on the freeway are 50 times more dramatic and exciting than they really are. I don't drive like a maniac, but it's interesting to put on some tense music and imagine the headlights behind you are out for your blood.
If it happens any other way, you're doing it wrong.Emperor Inferno said:
OT: I physically harm myself. A lot.
