What the hell is your problem?

[Ammadessi]

Hmmmmmm.

I'm a masochist, so there's that.

 

[Jovlo]

I tend to treat inanimate objects as though they are alive. I sometimes catch myself talking to furniture and becoming emotionally attached to it.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Meh some hentai can be alright and you could say I'm a bit obsessed with bondage...

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I once killed a man with a fender guitar.

 

[The Austin]

I hate anime, and I think that if you like it, and your older than 13, there is something wrong with you.

 

[The Austin]

Oh, yea, and I have a shrine to the Flight of the Chonchords

 

[lord canti]

I like hentai and it seems that makes you a freak now-a-days,

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I like tentacle hentai, I suppose that's odd.

not terrible. im curious a bit myself, have dug some up on occasion. (all negative comments will be met with a distinctive "buzz off")

Oh, yeah, it's good stuff. Love it. All hentai, actually.

Well, almost all...

...

*shudder*

About every fifteen minutes or so, I have the desire to eat human flesh.

ask House about that one, that is rather off-the-wall.

Hmmm... Sounds like one of those symptom thingys.

Hmmmmmm.

I'm a masochist, so there's that.

Huh.

Well, I'm a sadist. And I never can seem to find a good masochist chick. Wanna have a get together? Meet, get to know each other...

 

[FightThePower]

I have a really annoying tendancy to mis-interpret people, get easily offended, and can't get out of bad moods easily.

 

[Korolev]

I have a secret desire to perfect ectogenesis, clone myself bajillions of times and start my own society.

Impossible? Yeah. But that's my dream.

 

[_Janny_]

I tend to treat inanimate objects as though they are alive. I sometimes catch myself talking to furniture and becoming emotionally attached to it.

And I thought I was the only one who did that. I even named some of my inanimate objects. There by the window are Brian, Jeff and Pinky (aka the bookcase, TV and the table). And the best part is that they really listen to my ramblings. Who needs a therapist when you have good ol' Jeff right there?

I once got pretty damn attached to my wristwatch. I felt really sad when it stopped working, the poor thing.

 

[sanomaton]

I have a thing for Asian guys... And native Americans, too. Actually my male fantasy overall consists of a geeky, short Asian guy with glasses. Some people have found it quite weird :|

Oh yeah, and I like hentai too.

 

[True-Asmodeus]

Perhaps most compelling is my tendency to play a role based upon my imagination akin to live action roleplay, although such be done with time spent by my lonesome. Thus it may not imply specifically although should a discovery come about it certainly garners the aforementioned title.

An addition trait with a similar response; when allotted the words, is an apathetic view toward that of dating, sex or any variation. My gender has the misguided belief one must sought for intercourse and such a disregard; holding preference to await for the moment of intrigue, so to speak, is met with scorn. This is further amplified due to my abundance of confidence and a natural charm I possess, eliminating the notion I "have no game" for lack of a better term.

Given my persona is essentially an assemble of carefree jest, sarcasm and complimenting arrogance; the latter of which not once perceived as egotism amounts to baffling astonishment should I mention a romantic design, setting or insinuate compassion. A vivid imagination certainly provides sufficient aid; speaking upon such. I must admit my preference to the fantasy worlds envisioned within anime and video games to that of this world.

Concluding I furthermore am analytical beyond comprehension and will decipher whatever I fancy in moments be it television, anime, video games or people with a frightening amount of accuracy; a worthwhile ability, although horrid for horror films.

Make of this as you will, although before it splits my mind; I frequently speak with dialect depicted in this post. Need I say it initiates confusion on occasion? My primary reason is an attempt to enjoy the beauty of a language riddled with slang and misuse. Tis a shame few I know appreciate such.

I have no clue what you just said lol

ot:My manga reading/anime watching/forum rping gott a wtf from my friends in high school. Not to much at uni.

 

[bluepilot]

I just said to someone, `is life getting into you like a corkscrew into a mouse`

Apparently, my metaphors blow people`s minds (and they ask me to stop using them)

 

[SmartIdiot]

The fact I now say 'Up your Viva!!' a lot in public.

If you're British, you'll know what I mean, if you have digital TV anyeway.

Ha Ha.

Up Your Viva!

Up your viva!

No, Up YOUR Viva!

Up your Viva la Vida Loca!!!!!!!

UP. YOUR. VIVA! *lifts shirt to reveal up your viva ink*

 

[Disaster Button]

My mood swings, sometimes I can be the life and soul of the party and have so much fun. Others, I feel quiet and reserved. And everything in between. It's fun but also kind of hard.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I am sexually aroused by blood. How awkward was THAT watching TV with my boyfriend? Gawd, we were watching a show on a surgery and alot of blood was there. I almost came.
Or how every time I am given a sock and marker people come back to find me covered in marker with the sock hanging on my ear. Alot of people think I am Autistic because I make different nosies to entertain myself when I am bored.
{Holy shit, do not give me ceran wrap. That stuff is addictive as hell}

:O
All I can say is that your boyfriend is a lucky man.

I don't use the internet to hide my weirdness. All of my friends, family, local bums, and employers know what I'm into. Oh, and to contribute, I am into pretty much anything you can name. Blood is a major thing for me though.

 

[Kasawd]

Three things.

1. Pain is pleasure

2. I dont give a SHIT about any genocide, anymore. They just kept shoving it in my face in schoo.

3. I swear in french, Tabernak! CHALIIICE!

 

[Aedes]

I think Guilmon from Digimon Tamers is hot.
That's a WTF even for me. So there ya go. Bite me internet!