What the hell is your problem?

[GreyWolf257]

No, eww, eww! What the hell are you thinking, get your mind out of the gutter! Apparently we think of that term differently, but I will change it right now in order to get rid of confusion.

Come on man. Be fair. You "busted a nut [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bust+a+nut]" watching The Ultimate Orgy. The gutter is the only place our minds could go.
Be proud of who you are! So you have a thing for Mr Rogers in a cum stained sweater. Its fiiiiiine. Kinda creepy but fine. Just do us a favour and don't take part in the parades. Those things annoy the hell out of me.
[sup]Yes, I am indeed teasing you. MWAHA.[/sup]
Anyway that reminds me. I have not checked the creators webcomic in a while. ^.^

Man, I think I just want to lie down and die. This damn thread has been up since November and has been seen by over 12,000 people. I think I shall commit hari-kiri over a live Web Video so that I can return honor to my (screen) name.

Oh, and there is no way I'm going to click on a link that is titled "Busted a Nut." I have ALWAYS used that word to refer to laughing really hard, yet I knew it could be taken wrong. Fuck my life.

Hehe..you are welcome...

Oh the link is to the Urban Dictionary...never fear...

Why would you commit hari kari to restore your honor? Have you done something dishonorable???

I am emotionally drained. I think I need a pick-me-up.

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Haha!

 

[The Bandit]

I have a lot, I suppose. But I'll just list the one I'm sure will piss off at least one person:

I used to be one of those misanthropic assholes when I was in highschool. You know the ones. "Oh God, I hate stupid people, blahblahblah." I hated everyone and thought I was a badass. Now, whenever I see anyone (this is usually on the Internet, but it happens surprisingly a lot IRL) who has the same attitude, I hate them.

You are not special. While you might get some attention at your small town school, there are thousands of other snot nosed punks just like you. Grow up.

(Just to clarify, I still hate most people. I still prefer being by myself. I just no longer wear it as a badge of honor, nor am I ashamed of it. It's just me.)

 

[VicunaBlue]

I face backwards when I shower...

What does that mean...and is that abnormal???

I dont face the showerhead... I dont like water in my face. Is that wierd?

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

 

[PsykoDragon]

I take gay jokes too far, never backing down, to the point that people sometimes get confused as to my sexual orientation, some getting convinced that I am indeed a homosexual. Which I'm SO not

 

[Razavn]

I face backwards when I shower...

What does that mean...and is that abnormal???

I dont face the showerhead... I dont like water in my face. Is that wierd?

Nope it is not wierd I just didn't know what you meant...

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

Nah...I would have just ripped the roll open with my hands...

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

Nah...I would have just ripped the roll open with my hands...

Except this roll was hard as a rock the only way to start opening it was to try and pry an opening with the spoon.

 

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

Nah...I would have just ripped the roll open with my hands...

Except this roll was hard as a rock the only way to start opening it was to try and pry an opening with the spoon.

I don't eat rolls...if they are the hardness of walnuts.....I would reccomend you do the same...

 

[tanithwolf]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

Nah...I would have just ripped the roll open with my hands...

Except this roll was hard as a rock the only way to start opening it was to try and pry an opening with the spoon.

I don't eat rolls...if they are the hardness of walnuts.....I would reccomend you do the same...

It's actually these special ones my college make where they're ridiculously hard on the outside and soft on the inside, like a armadillo, not like a dime.

 

[Razavn]

I carry a spoon in my pocket at all times, because I can't find a spork to carry in it.

What? You have a spoon in your pocket....? Because you can't find a spork??? WTF...

Is that a spork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....

JK.

My reasoning is that no one will ever expect me to be carrying a spork and thus they get thrown off guard when they think I'm pulling a knife and suddenly I have a spork. The spoon also works quite well, but everyone knows there's nothing as awesome as a spork.

Yes there is....a spoon/fork/knife combo of which I happen to be a proud owner....a sporkif...

I like it because it greatly helps while backpacking since I don't have to carry 3 separate untensils...

I would get one, but every time I see them I just have to go "You're not a spork, you're just a utensil that wishes it could be that awesome".

But they are that awesome...why you dissing my sporkif foo.!

Because it's like it can't decide what utensil it wants to be. I could respect it if was clearly a spoon, fork, knife or a spork, but until it decides I will remain unimpressed.

I do agree that the knife serves little to no purpose after all I can cut food with the side of the tines.....you win the argument though there is little difference from the two...

Hmm....I like all the games I have...but I am not wowed by them....any of them even those I consider quite good and everyone loves...

I once had to use a spoon to cut open a roll, that's how bad the knife I had was.

Nah...I would have just ripped the roll open with my hands...

Except this roll was hard as a rock the only way to start opening it was to try and pry an opening with the spoon.

I don't eat rolls...if they are the hardness of walnuts.....I would reccomend you do the same...

It's actually these special ones my college make where they're ridiculously hard on the outside and soft on the inside, like a armadillo, not like a dime.

I know waht you mean....the food sucks at my university...minus the pizza that is...I subsist on pizza whenever I visit the cafeteria.

 

[Xom]

I agree with you on the giant breasts thing

Also why does it fill you with righteous anger about those fetishes?

You probably shouldn't admit that you enjoy manipulating forum members on this site...the mods might get angry and I doubt internet anonymity (spelling?) can help you if the mods decide to do something...

I have no idea why. Instead of making me want to look away, they make me want to make insidious passive-aggressive comments until I make someone cry.

Relax, these boards have so many numerous members it would be like trying to harass someone on 4chan. I was talking about the smaller forums with less than 300 members, there would be little point otherwise.

 

[Razavn]

I agree with you on the giant breasts thing

Also why does it fill you with righteous anger about those fetishes?

You probably shouldn't admit that you enjoy manipulating forum members on this site...the mods might get angry and I doubt internet anonymity (spelling?) can help you if the mods decide to do something...

I have no idea why. Instead of making me want to look away, they make me want to make insidious passive-aggressive comments until I make someone cry.

Relax, these boards have so many numerous members it would be like trying to harass someone on 4chan. I was talking about the smaller forums with less than 300 members, there would be little point otherwise.

Ahh...I am mistaken then...I misunderstood...good day to you then...

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

 

[Xom]

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

You got that spot-on.

 

[Razavn]

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

You got that spot-on.

Can anyone explain what a meme is? I have no frickin clue...

I should probably wiki or google it though...

I am still new to internet forums can't you tell?

 

[GreyWolf257]

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

You got that spot-on.

Can anyone explain what a meme is? I have no frickin clue...

I should probably wiki or google it though...

I am still new to internet forums can't you tell?

Here you go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

I'm a dick, aren't I?

 

[Xom]

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

You got that spot-on.

Can anyone explain what a meme is? I have no frickin clue...

I should probably wiki or google it though...

I am still new to internet forums can't you tell?

Here you go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

I'm a dick, aren't I?

You'd be more of a dick if you went with http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+meme

 

[Urgh76]

When i turn away from them and start talking to Pan who floats around my head

 

[GreyWolf257]

Interesting though....I have only been to 4chan once...yesterday in fact...someone finally explained what /b/ was...only assholes seem to linger there....

You got that spot-on.

Can anyone explain what a meme is? I have no frickin clue...

I should probably wiki or google it though...

I am still new to internet forums can't you tell?

Here you go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

I'm a dick, aren't I?

You'd be more of a dick if you went with http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+meme

Just seeing that it is linked to 4Chan brings me annoyance... oh well! Time to click on it!

 

[The Anhk24]

my ability to make up the worse things possible and act like its a good thing. (EX. pushing people down esclators)