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After that Battleships movie, I'm willing to believe that film makers will convert ANY franchise into a film in the hope of making money off the name. I wouldn't be surprised if a movie based on the Frosties Tiger was announced next year.
 

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I do remember back about a year ago, they were saying that there was going to be a Kane and Lynch movie with Willis and Foxx. I would see it if it were faithful to the games.

As for the TMNT movie, well... I don't quite know how to feel about the whole reboot thing. If they make a new one, it should be a real animated movie (not shitty CGI) or at least well done CGI with real actors.
 

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Lono Shrugged said:
Michael Mann should direct. (He pretty much inspired half the game anyway)
I was about to say, the K&L games are influenced by Michael Mann movies. So they're now making a movie influenced by a game influenced by movies? Why not just watch "Heat" again?
 

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Vault101 said:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0968747/

so I was on imdb looking up some TMNT movie coming out some day (with micheal bays name attatched to it..unfortunatly)
The movie will be half over before we even see a Turtle because the military will take up all his time.

A Kane and Lynch movie....but I didnt find uwe Bols name or anything like I expected...but Bruce willis? Jamie fox? those guys are..well KNOWN,
But neither is exactly shameless. Foxx does classy movies but used to be a stand-up. Willis does some serious crap, much of it endearing.

reason Im surprised was kane and lynch was kind of a horrible game..well..ok I didnt play it for long but come on..
They were dead set on making it a franchise. Whether the games worked or not.

BUT anyway when I think about it it could work better as a movie than a game..mabye
God, I hope so.

Now where's my Army of Two movie?
 

Vault101

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DVS BSTrD said:
As long as they don't use the same camera style as they did in the games, it might be passable.
Vault101 said:
EDIT: wow 617 veiws so far and 17 replys, that has to be some kind of record (I know, its the title)
Says the user with the "On Fire" badge.
well I was just refering to the veiw/post ratio....I dont ofte see a difference like that
 

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Well, you know those blockbuster movie titles that spawn horrible games?
Maybe this is the same principle, but happening in reverse. It all depends on if they do it right.
 

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You know, this might actually work. I mean sure it won't be a great movie but I bet it'll be fun to watch. And if it has Bruce Willis in it then i'm sold.
 

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I never actually played Kane & Lynch. In fact, I rarely play badly rated games in general! Oh, the horror!

It's got Bruce Willis going for it, though, so it might turn out alright.
 

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I can see it now, basically a remake of Reservoir Dogs but with a black guy. I played the game and even though it was crap they still should stick with at least some of the original stuff and not Jamie Foxx.

For the record:

NOT intended to be rascist.
 

Vault101

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That Annoying Guy said:
I can see it now, basically a remake of Reservoir Dogs but with a black guy. I played the game and even though it was crap they still should stick with at least some of the original stuff and not Jamie Foxx.

For the record:

NOT intended to be rascist.
resovour dogs?...

I can see this involving gun fights, car chases and explosions, B-grade stuff

resovour dogs was more subtle, with Dialouge the main focus, taking place in one location and slowly building up the tension with a relitivly low amount of "action"
 

That Annoying Guy

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Vault101 said:
That Annoying Guy said:
I can see it now, basically a remake of Reservoir Dogs but with a black guy. I played the game and even though it was crap they still should stick with at least some of the original stuff and not Jamie Foxx.

For the record:

NOT intended to be rascist.
resovour dogs?...

I can see this involving gun fights, car chases and explosions, B-grade stuff

resovour dogs was more subtle, with Dialouge the main focus, taking place in one location and slowly building up the tension with a relitivly low amount of "action"
Pretty true, I was just being blunt about it but lest we forget Reservoir Dogs was made before films started getting "hollywoodized" so if they were to re-make it, it would essentially become this to some degree.
 

The Emissary

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It looks just about as bad as any other movie these days, Bruce Willis isn't exactly known for his brilliant movie roles lately anyway.
 

Vault101

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The Emissary said:
It looks just about as bad as any other movie these days, Bruce Willis isn't exactly known for his brilliant movie roles lately anyway.
but this seems like the right kind of fit for him

it doesnt look bad, just run of the mill B-movie fun
 

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Regnes said:
Bruce Willis

Jamie Foxx

and Jon Lovitz...
They are probably doing the Lethal Weapon Formula. Two cool main characters and a funny side character. It should work out rather well with this type of movie.