What the world needs right now

[Gamine]

The world needs to end now, no need for all this suffering

 

[Quttan]

The world needs dirigibles to become an accepted method of travel.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Wait! Why is it that every time I notice a thread titled "What the world needs right now", there´s a thread titled "Corporal punishment" just below it? What are you trying to insinuate?

Anyway, we need cake (and by "we" I meant "I"). That, and a truckload of tolerance.

EDIT: Someone mentioned something about the Marx Brothers. I concur.

Socialism for the win.

Completely lost me there. So I ask you "What?"

 

[sithriel]

I concur with most of what has been mentioned in this thread, and would like to add that we definitely need more cowbell.

 

[Gamine]

I concur with most of what has been mentioned in this thread, and would like to add that we definitely need more cowbell.

Funny thing! im actually taking some cowbell milk!!right now!!

 

[Skizle]

We also need to find a cure for the STUPID disease

its not so much stupidity as much as it is a lack of common sence

 

[Revernd Awesome]

A new landmass to magically appear that the current powers can all fight like hell over.

Methinks someone reads to much Terry Pratchett.

 

[Gooble]

Wait! Why is it that every time I notice a thread titled "What the world needs right now", there´s a thread titled "Corporal punishment" just below it? What are you trying to insinuate?

Anyway, we need cake (and by "we" I meant "I"). That, and a truckload of tolerance.

EDIT: Someone mentioned something about the Marx Brothers. I concur.

Socialism for the win.

Completely lost me there. So I ask you "What?"

Think he was thinking of Karl Marx, not the comedy trio.

Games with difficulty levels based on your individual skill. There are far too many games out there that I know if I play on a certain difficulty level, I'm either definitely going to win or definitely going to lose; it would be nice to have a good level of unpredictability in my gaming.

Or superheroes!

 

[sithriel]

I concur with most of what has been mentioned in this thread, and would like to add that we definitely need more cowbell.

Funny thing! im actually taking some cowbell milk!!right now!!

Well, I didn't actually know that cowbell was a brand of milk. But yeah, the world probably needs more of that too!

 

[jim_doki]

we need more Jim Doki's to pick up the slack around here. Seriously, I need some friggin help

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Another world war. They fix soo many problems.

Aren't there even a lot of medical/scientific/etc. breakthroughs in wars as countries work on stuff they put off in peacetime?

we need more Jim Doki's to pick up the slack around here. Seriously, I need some friggin help

With what? Kicking ass and taking names can't be taught, it's like mind taking, you have it or you don't.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

All the world leaders to go see Reel Big Fish and get high.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Aren't there even a lot of medical/scientific/etc. breakthroughs in wars as countries work on stuff they put off in peacetime?

Exactly. Alot of medical breakthroughs are only discovered in the mad rush to get soldiers back on their feet again. Hell even the dead basic canned food was first created during the Napoleonic Wars. Then became a major issue again during WWI. Unless theres something killing us we don't do jack shit.
Lets say everyone suddenly developed cancer. Researchers would have all the funding and motivation they would need and it would be cured within what. 5 years. Same with global warming. War is just another motivator. Plus theres too many useless fucking people around who's only purpose is to get shot.

That and we get the most important thing that comes out of any war...Kick ass war movies. Ever seen Bridge at Remagen (sp?) or Enemy at the Gates? That shit will blow your mind out of your feet.

But on topic yeah, there does seem to be some good that comes out of wars, just remember that with so much killing the gains don't seem all that good.

 

[wewontdie11]

The world needs a hug.

 

[LordMarcusX]

I'm still waiting and praying that Universal will re-release the "Back to the Future" trilogy into theaters in 2015.

 

[Hman121]

Sadly, I have to say a controlled population.And cookies. Lots and lots of them.

 

[Danzaivar]

A new landmass to magically appear that the current powers can all fight like hell over.

Methinks someone reads to much Terry Pratchett.

Yethinks wrongly, never read anything by him.

Another thing we could do with, is getting some more research into hydrogen fuel powered vehicles. Unlimited and Carbon free fuel ftw. Feel bad for the oligarchy tho.