What Three Items would you want if you crashed on an island?

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crudus

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A knife, a whetstone, a flint. I don't need anything else.

Suiseiseki IRL said:
A generator, an AC adapter, and a Satellite phone w/ plug.
too bad you didn't bring diesel to fuel it.

Doctor Glocktor said:
Micheal Phelps

A stick with a string

A gold medal

I win.
He has 6 or something. You may need a platinum one or a new Nike swimsuit.
 

Grayjack

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A helicopter, gasoline, and a GPS. My friends would be two generic background characters that get killed off the moment we get stranded on the island.
 

Aisithewanderer

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I would want a flare, or even a mirror for signalling any help that does come our way(who knows you might get lucky), then of course an M16 A2 combat rifle with a clip or two just in case this (I don't know whats on it island) happens to be infested with zombies or cannabals or whatever. And if that last one didn't count as two a basic multi-tool or even a normal knife for survival purposes.

My friends of course would be a survival expert probably ex-military in experience, and some other guy who you know would be the first one to die if I the island were zombie/cannibal/dinosaur infested.
 

TobiObi

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for 3 items-
1) 500 foot rope
2) fishing net
3) a survival kit containing, at least-
A- hand operated desalination pump
B- First aid kit
C- Radar reflector
D- knife and/or Hatchet

for 2 people-
1) Bill Gates, they'd NEVER stop looking for him
2) this cute crossdresser i know, gonna need some1 to have sex with while awaiting rescue
 

Kimarous

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A GPS tracker, a telescope that can see really far away, and... a portal gun! :D
 

Asciotes

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flint, a knife and a fishing rod.

Who would I want to be with? Les Stroud and my friend Eric.
 

blaze96

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One thing that I want three of. An air force survival kit, because the modern ones contain everything and I mean everything needed for survival. The friends I would want with me are ones nobody here would know so I won't bother naming names.
 

BehattedWanderer

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In the box: A hammock, A case of rum, and a little square pillow, properly fluffed. My friend would be the "Wow..." girl that I've been flirting with for awhile, so what more could we want? We have a whole island to explore and a wonderful place to come back and nap when we need a place to stay. We're both pretty adept at surviving in the wilderness, both of us being proven adepts at it (gotta love rugged expeditions), and we both can fish from local wildlife, so I'd be okay with it.
 

2fish

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Macgyver with banana, paper clip, duct tape, and cow
Navy seal with full gear
Wolverine
 

zombflux

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1. Handgun w/ plenty of ammo
2. A tent
3. Vaseline. it's gone get lonely.

This is all assuming I can't wish in a few items that would get me off the island/rescued immediately.

Two friends would have to be a couple chunky, but not overweight people who would provide some nice meat for a couple weeks.
 

feather240

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zombflux said:
1. Handgun w/ plenty of ammo
2. A tent
3. Vaseline. it's gone get lonely.

This is all assuming I can't wish in a few items that would get me off the island/rescued immediately.

Two friends would have to be a couple chunky, but not overweight people who would provide some nice meat for a couple weeks.
According to cracked.com twenty year old latinas provide the best meat. For the best meat don't feed them for a week, but make sure they still get water. Just like a pig when you slaughter them you don't want them to be scared or else the meat will be tense. Tell them it's really a reality TV show and than hit them in the back of their head with a bludgeon.

I would bring a;
A) Knife
B) Hatchet
C) Nylon Rope
 
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I'd bring an entire beachside resort,
A waterslide,
and maybe a couple of nukes so my new country of "Why not" will be taken seriously! (Why not declare nuclear war on north korea?)
 

kahlzun

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hunting crossbow, Infinite Match (yes it exists, look it up), Oversized Rambo Commando Knife.

And the strandees would be that Survivialist guy off Foxtel, and the other would be Eliza Dusku (sp?)
 

AvsJoe

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My two friends are my brother and either Brian or Bill. Sure, I'd like to have Meghan there for the nighttime, but I'm gonna need the muscle.

The three items are:
1) a book that has a large amount of ways to get out of this situation including detailed instructions on how to build boats and/or planes out of items you would find on a secluded island,
2) If a computer has been invented that can access the Internet from anywhere in the world, then that. If not, then a solar-powered GPS would be handy, and
3) A viable means of communication. For instance, a cellphone that can send texts from anywhere to anyone at any time or a HAM radio (with instruction manual).

This should give me and my pals plenty of options to choose on how to escape the predicament.