It's actually just a suspicious looking countdown from 60 seconds with some middle-eastern looking text strung about the place. Kinda amusing.Insanum said:
Yeah I would consider doing that but I don't like getting arrested....
What to do if you're seated next to a jerk on an airplane
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Yeah I would consider doing that but I don't like getting arrested....
I don't know When It's just when life gives me lemons, I make lemonade, and when I ask for a glass of water and someone hands me a glass full of sand, I turn it over, make a sand castle, and pretend I'm king.And when someone throws a stone at my head, I pretend the bruise is a faded tattoo, and that I was once a sailor who ran a sweat shop in Singapore. I'm not too proud of that time in my imaginary life, but I'm comforted by the fact that the person sitting next to me in the airplane, who made me stick a banana in my crack, feel even worse.
many, many cookies for reference.
and next time i'm on a plane I'll have to try that out.
many, many cookies for reference.
and next time i'm on a plane I'll have to try that out.
I can be a huge jerk when I mean to. So yeah, depending on my mood fighting fire with fire sounds like a attractive option. If I don't feel like that, I'd just put on some music and ignore the guy.
Better hope the jerk next to you isn't an air marshal if you open that link. You would be on the floor in 5 seconds flat with a gun to your head (unless the air marshal is fat like most of the American police force)
Well, first you just sit there for a while.
Let him be a jerk.
Then, when the beverage cart comes by, order an alcoholic beverage.
When they hand you the small bottle, start to take a drink, and then shove the small end into his eye.
Trust me, it's very effective.
Or you could just put some music on.
Either way.
Let him be a jerk.
Then, when the beverage cart comes by, order an alcoholic beverage.
When they hand you the small bottle, start to take a drink, and then shove the small end into his eye.
Trust me, it's very effective.
Or you could just put some music on.
Either way.
The Accidental Tourist has taught me to always carry a book on a plane.
But truthfully, I often bring something much more effective, a human barrier in the form of a companion.
But truthfully, I often bring something much more effective, a human barrier in the form of a companion.
Announce to him/her that you are a Terminator. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. You have been sent from five minutes in the future to protect him/her from Snacknet's most dangerous agent, the P-1000, a machine that can take the form of any small package of peanuts ever produced.
At this point grab your peanuts, and smash them into your head. Then announce that you must make sure nothing remains from the future to disrupt the time line. At which point you raise your hand, form a thumbs up sign and begin humming the Terminator theme.
If this doesn't drive him/her away...then I'm afraid all is lost.
At this point grab your peanuts, and smash them into your head. Then announce that you must make sure nothing remains from the future to disrupt the time line. At which point you raise your hand, form a thumbs up sign and begin humming the Terminator theme.
If this doesn't drive him/her away...then I'm afraid all is lost.
