What to say to your nemesis before combat.

[crudus]

What do you say we die with a little dignity and some nice tunes?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

dammit, I was gonna post this. I was actually going through the posts to make sure nobody said it first >.<

 

[Caliostro]

Nothing. Just shoot him. Talking to your nemesis is probably what gets you beat. It's why Bond villains never win.

This, for ever this.

Talking is for the bar. If you're gonna kill, you're gonna kill, you're not going to debate the issue.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

"Your ass, my size-24 hoof..."

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

LOOK A DISTRACTION! *stab*
or "come and have a go if you think your hard enough"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Let's finish this."

Simple, effective, cool. Maybe not original but my nemesis isn't worth flapping my jaw about.

 

[TheMurray]

I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome then you!

And in that same vein:

"You move like a pregnant cow!"

 

[Eatspeeple]

look over there

 

[sumanoskae]

So, do you want me spew this egotistical speech I stayed up writing, or would you prefer I just kill you?

 

[Chubb Secure]

id do some sort of csi thing like "this sh*t....*puts on glasses* just got real" and then charge

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I would just point at him and laugh, thus making him feel really insecure.

That. It's a macho breaker.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Looks like shit just got real, you may believe it was already real, but no, it only became real very recently. *****."

 

[Dervillian]

Just scream his name and charge him.

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!! or conversely: SNAKE!!!!
No! No! I got it: "You're shoelace is untied."

 

[Mighty Wulrus]

I am gonna kick you in the nuts

 

[SirDerick]

Die, you fat-headed fatso!

 

[llew]

"you know something, you can piss hurt my friends, you can take away my food, you can drink my carling, but there is one thing you did that REALLY made me wanna kill you... and that thing is this: YOU TOOK MY MOTHER FUCKING SHOTGUN!" and then i would proceed to kicking his ass, taking back my shotgun and blowing his brains out

 

[Antidrall]

I'LL YOU APART YOU FACKEN FURRIES!

 

[eels05]

I'm thinking beserker rage throthing at the mouth and screaming.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome then you!

You should've paid the fine!
Imperial guards never were able to finish their one-liners with me though.
Not that I killed them that fast, it's a glitch. A damn annoying one.

I created a Spell so powerful, it killed them in one.

"STOP! You violated the- *BOOOOOOOOOM!!1!one!*"

On Topic: I dunno what I'd say, it'd be purely situational; it'd depend entirely on what he said first.

If I had to open the conversation, though, I'd probably try and explain why I deteste this pers- ... This Monster so much.