What to say to your nemesis before combat.

[PurpleSky]

Come on.



Is it something like "I'm going to kill you all kinds of ways"

Or something like "Groovy."


*EDIT* I was thinking what you would say to them right after they gave you their speech

Ooooor

Spoiler: nsfw?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I always say "Salami"

There is a reason. On C&C Generals, they blanked out all kind of swear words. It became a tradition for my friends and I to find out just what the chat would block, and what it wouldn't. For some reason "salami" is blanked out, as if it is a swearword on a par with, say, "shit".

I found this hilarious. And now it is my signature before a game.

 

[Griphphin]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and-
*~20 minutes of shared gum-chewing with my nemesis later*
-I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Subzerowings]

I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome then you!

You should've paid the fine!
Imperial guards never were able to finish their one-liners with me though.
Not that I killed them that fast, it's a glitch. A damn annoying one.

On topic: "Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" or ?Say hello to my little friend!?.

EDIT: 600th post? Yay me?

 

[Jonluw]

"So it has come to this. Our combined power could never exist in one world, and we both knew that. I shall clear up the mistake the gods made, and return the world to balance." And so on.

So I like cheesy monologues. Sue me.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

"Next time, let's talk about reincarnation."

 

[Jesusthewizard]

This usually works because they either get confused giving you a chance to attack or quiver in fear.

"I'm going to suck your d*** so hard you'll think I was a Dyson"

 

[hazabaza1]

You ready for a good ol' fashioned cock slappin'?!
Or something like that.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

"Nemesis... what a funny word... too bad I won't be able to use it after this without boasting!"

 

[bue519]

I love to say either "Lets dance!" or "We're on a car ride to hell, and your riding shotgun!"

 

[Kiefer13]

"Enough talk. Have at you!"

 

[Daipire]

I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome then you!

Nice

Very nice...

 

[The87Italians]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Adecristo]

I'd stand in front of him/her, stay silent for a moment and smirk, then say "Good luck.. you'll need it"

Something like that.

 

[Jinjiro]

"The oooooooold switcheroo!"

And while they're trying to figure out what I've switched, STAB!

 

[Penguinness]

Guess I'd be behind them and say their name. Then shoot them just as they turn their head.

 

[infinity_turtles]

I'd pace back and forth, motioning dramaticly while saying something like

"I can't believe it! Has it really come to THIS!? Oh ho ho, but it has, hasn't it? Of course you know, this isn't personal. It's just something I have to do. So no hard feeling, right? Of course not, you always were the reasonable sort. Another time, another place and who knows how things might've turned out. We could've been friends, or better yet, never met! Then it'd be someone else's head on the chopping block. YesyesnonoNO! You just HAD to meet me though, didn't you! You're fault you're fault! Now because of what you've done I'm gonna have to get rid of you and make a mess because you know noone takes it seriously if there's no mess an- OH GOD THE STAINS! You'll pay for those!"

Might as well have fun with it, right?

 

[Rarhnor]

"You forgot to tie up your laces"

And then I kill him )))

 

[Voodoomancer]

I'd say nothing.

That way I'll take him by surprise by attacking him while he's still waiting for me to deliver a one-liner.