What to say to your nemesis before combat.

[Buleet]

I AM GOING TO CARVE YOURE HART OUT WITH A SPOON.AND SPOONS DONT USEULLY CUT SO IMAGINE HOW PAINFULL IT WILL BE.RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGG


i tend to get a little bit pissy with my enemies.

 

[Dapsen]

I'd put on the most retarded rage-face I could muster, and then charge while screaming "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!"

 

[InsipidMadness]

I hope someone puts a concession stand on your grave and sells Popsicles.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Tennōheika banzai! OR FOOK HYOU WAIEL!!!
But if something less japanesey is more acceptable than it would be some speech about my master or family being killed and my enemy must be killed in retribution or some shite like that.

 

[SPARTAN-117]

yipee kiay ************
(if anyone actually knows how to spell yipee kiay please tell me)

 

[Brandon237]

Probably "say hello to my little friend"
or "Pablo's here to bring the pain..."

Or just "Die motherf***er" half a second before capping them in the head.

 

[PurpleSky]

Probably "say hello to my little friend"
or "Pablo's here to bring the pain..."

Or just "Die motherf***er" half a second before capping them in the head.

Lol'ed @ pablo.

 

[Brandon237]

Probably "say hello to my little friend"
or "Pablo's here to bring the pain..."

Or just "Die motherf***er" half a second before capping them in the head.

Lol'ed @ pablo.

They all do, and then...
...
...
BANG!

I actually say it with a rather odd accent to increase the enemy's confusion and have a better WTF effect.

 

[-Samurai-]

I usually go with "Lets rock n' roll, mother fucker." in a calm voice. Sometimes without the cursing.

 

[Eatbrainz]

"MORTAL COMBAAT!"
"*point behind them* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"Let's fight, muthafucka."

 

[Deofuta]

I really hope I don't get ninja'd here, but no one has given it the old "HEYOOO!"?

Disappointing, truly.

http://www.box.net/shared/bxp2zz29ou

Hope SOMEONE reads this.

 

[superbatranger]

We're staring at each other with steely eyes of steeliness, when I say, "So, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time."

 

[not_the_dm]

Sic semper tyrannis.

 

[Bob the zombie]

"blarg" simple and gets them thinking.

 

[Lizmichi]

"I'm sorry are you here for a overly long monologue convention or do I get to kick your ass now?"

 

[Johnmw]

There were millions of paths you could have walked,you chose wrong. There were billions of actions that lead you to this point, all those decisions those forks in the road have lead you to this point, to me. You've made some bad mistakes boy but the one will regret the most is listening to a bombastic speech whilst my friend sneaked up behind you to stab you in the nuts.

You don't get points for fighting fair. Screw the Marquis of Fantailler.

 

[MBergman]

DUDE! What's that behind you?





POW!

End fight

 

[shale1157]

From Yoshimitsu of Soul Caliber 3:

"I will assist in your suicide!"

 

[Seraphic Star]

"You die now."