What to say to your nemesis before combat.

[Mass B]

"Try to die quietly, please"
"that's gonna smell"

 

[Doomsday11]

"THIS END'S NOW!"

OR

"You know I wonder if I can make you squeal the way your sister squeals"

 

[Jedamethis]

Look over there!

 

[Spacelord]

"Oh shit what's that behind you!"

The fool's death will be swift.

 

[Purplefood1]

i'm not sure how i'm gonna kill you but it will be funny

 

[Chromwell]

I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome then you!

Thanks, you made me crack up as a girl in my office walked by!! She gave me a weird ass look and I was speechless.

 

[RottingAwesome]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

yesyesYES a thousand times this!!

 

[GruntOwner]

If the enemy has just entered my inner sanctum:
"Hello Duckiling" *Attack him*

If we've stumbled upon eachother by chance:
"Shall we get lunch first? I'd hate for you to die on an empty stomach"

If I've just entered his inner sanctum:
"Hello Duckling" *Attack him*

If he's delivered his speech before me:
"Sorry, could you repeeat that? I was with you up until "You killed my sister" and spent the rest of it thinking about her rack"

If it appears as though he's genuinely going to win:
"Well, it's been a good run. You've left me with only one means of escape and I'm down to my last 6 distractions. If we meet again, I'll be on a tropical island enjoying my retirement but if we don't make it that far, you'll find my PIN written down in my upper right pocket. Buy yourself something nice" *Runs... Really, really fast*

 

[Marmalade]

*snip*

My stomache hurts.

OT: "Holy shit you've got a f*cking nuke?!"
And then I'd die in a glorious blast.

 

[GeorgeLopezFnarr]

You die nao

 

[Treblaine]

I'd say: "12 gauge Shotgun... I CHOOSE YOU!"

Shotgun: "SHooooo-OOO TA GUUUUUUN!!!" *BAANG*

(then sing theme song to my self):

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was.
to shoot them is my real test
to train with them is my cause.

I will travel across the land
shooting far and wide.
teach people to understand
the power that's inside.

FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!

its you and me.
I know its my destiny!
FIREARMS!
Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend.

FIREARMS! Gotta shoot'em all!

a heart so true
our courage will put us through.
You shoot me and I'll shoot you

FII-EEER-ARMS!

Gotta shoot'em all!
Gotta shoot'em all!
FIREARMS!

Spoiler

can you taste the satire...

My stomache hurts.

OT: "Holy shit you've got a f*cking nuke?!"
And then I'd die in a glorious blast.

You liked it? I was worried I went all that effort and no one would see it.

I may do a dubbed lyrics of the instrumental pokemon theme to an montage of guns... it would be worth it for teh lulz.

 

[MajoraPersona]

"Die."

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

"talk is for the weak" *shoots*
"I let my gun do the talking"*shoots
"BACKSTAB *insert teamate name* NOW!" *as villen is turning knife*
"You've reached the end of the sidewalk friend" *shoot 44. magnum*
*After villen ends speech* "And i thought MY speeches were boreing!" *Throw knife through eyes*