What type of soldier would you be?

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Fniff

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Let's say,your country went to war with another one,and you were drafted.

So,you get though the horror of boot camp, and get sent off!

What type of solder would you be? (Both in role and Attitude)

Also, HAPPY GONZO TIME FOR ME!

 

Internet Kraken

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I don't think you get to choose. So I would be whatever soldier they told me to be.

Though I would probably manage to come up with some excuse to not get drafted. That or flee to Canada.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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What do you mean buy what type of soldier?
You mean what role? or what attitude?
Role, I'd go Artillery trooper
attitude, I'd be the quiet book reader.
 
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I wouldn't get to choose where I used to live. Usually some cannon-fodder type of mechanized infantry.

EDIT: First of all, if I would get to choose, then I wouldn't give a shit and eventually choose some Blackwater. Money is better, no fucking corporal screaming at you and watching everything you do, and lots of badass attitude...


...and some goddamn sunglasses.
 

Kiefer13

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Drafted? The hell with that.

I'm not going off to fight some war I probably won't even agree with. Besides, I don't even think I'd make it through boot camp anyway. I have a problem with authority figures shouting at me and expecting me to follow orders without question.
 

MercenaryCanary

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I'd be an undead one.
That way I could take bullets.
And be a zombie....
And now everyone else is considering zombie soldiers.
 

Fniff

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Kiefer13 said:
Drafted? The hell with that.

I'm not going off to fight some war I probably won't even agree with. Besides, I don't even think I'd make it through boot camp anyway. I have a problem with authority figures shouting at me and expecting me to follow orders without question.
Yeah.

It's that,or going to prison.

I think I would take Boot Camp. I don't like places where the chance of you getting raped is high.
 

Amnestic

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I'd be the one who doesn't go to war because he doesn't quite like the idea of dying. I wouldn't make it through boot camp, I'd be a useless soldier barely worth giving a uniform to.

Fniff said:
Kiefer13 said:
Drafted? The hell with that.

I'm not going off to fight some war I probably won't even agree with. Besides, I don't even think I'd make it through boot camp anyway. I have a problem with authority figures shouting at me and expecting me to follow orders without question.
Yeah.

It's that,or going to prison.

I think I would take Boot Camp. I don't like places where the chance of you getting raped is high.
Getting penetrated by a schwingschwang is better than being penetrated by bullets.
 

Ciarang

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Happy gonzo time for you!

OT: I'd probably be like this:


Nah, I'd probably being the really cowardly soldier... if I made it through, which I doubt I would.
 

Mordwyl

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You guys are no fun, where's your creativity?

I'd be a commando taking into account my resourcefulness.
 

Hazy

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Camper. I'll hit em where it hurts... their spawn points!*

[sub]*Er... Base?[/sub]
 

Fniff

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Amnestic said:
I'd be the one who doesn't go to war because he doesn't quite like the idea of dying. I wouldn't make it through boot camp, I'd be a useless soldier barely worth giving a uniform to.

Fniff said:
Kiefer13 said:
Drafted? The hell with that.

I'm not going off to fight some war I probably won't even agree with. Besides, I don't even think I'd make it through boot camp anyway. I have a problem with authority figures shouting at me and expecting me to follow orders without question.
Yeah.

It's that,or going to prison.

I think I would take Boot Camp. I don't like places where the chance of you getting raped is high.
Getting penetrated by a schwingschwang is better than being penetrated by bullets.
At least,once you get hit with bullets,it's all over in a second.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG RAPING LASTS!?!??!?
 

Gethsemani_v1legacy

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Air Defense Communications Squadleader attached to Battalion HQ. At least that was what I was trained to do when I got drafted.