What warning would you give to a new member?

[G1eet]

Don't make a thread until you're sure nobody else has had the same idea as you. Ever.

 

[Hazy]

[yoda]Your memes.

You will not need them.[/yoda]

But wouldn't Yoda say it more like:
"Your memes, need them you will not." ?

OT: Don't create flamebait threads.

 

[tsb247]

Do not start threads that can only lead to flame wars.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Don't get caught up in the "popular members name balls in mouth fanclub."

or

realize the difference between a debate and an actual fight.

 

[Mcupobob]

Don't drink the water.

 

[A random person]

Avoid death penalty threads, they're the reason I question if this community really is so intelligent and mature.

Also, not a prohibition, but be careful with anime and JRPG's, especially the latter.

 

[Pimppeter2]

be willing to learn and teach in your arguments. When someone is wrong, tell them why, don't just callem dumb.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

[yoda]Your memes.

You will not need them.[/yoda]

In all honesty, I agree with Wanderfreak here the most.

If you seriously use a meme on this server, you're probably gonna be banned rather quickly.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Don't fuck with Max or Neonbob

This is true. Both of them have wits that are sharp enoguh to slice up falling silk handkerchiefs. (Arab swordmakers used to test a scimitar's sharpness by seeing if it could cut a falling silk handkerchief).

 

[rylus5]

"whatever you do dont piss portal maniac off!" now thats something that everyone needs to know

 

[Buschmaki]

be polite to other members and wear tinfoil hats the moderators can read your minds that's how they act so quickly and efficiently.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Don't feed the trolls, not even by saying "Report and move on"

One post is one more scrumptious piece of troll cake

 

[AWC Viper]

to do this to all religion, halo, twilight, zombie, obama is teh greatesss!!!!1111!!! threads

Spoiler: be sure to do this to these threads

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Don't fuck with Max or Neonbob

Who?
Oh, I guess it really has been a while since I posted regularly. Bring it on. *cracks knuckles*

Don't make stupid threads. No actually, don't make any threads. Let someone else do it. You need a post count of 100 or over to make a topic.

 

[AWC Viper]

Dont eat the brown acid...

Also dont be an idiot and say FIRST! We will all personally line you up and take turns punching you in the balls.

i like that. that should actually be a written rule.

Don't make stupid threads. No actually, don't make any threads. Let someone else do it. You need a post count of 100 or over to make a topic.

and this one too

 

[nicholaxxx]

use the search bar, don't use text AKA retard speak and don't use smileys too much... well that's pretty much my first impressions of the site (AKA when I first signed up)

also, if you have an opinion, fine to each his own. BUT be prepared to fight other peoples opinions to the death with educated statements, facts and even personal experience

don't create flamebait threads

don't just quote someone and say 'agreed' or '^^this^^' unless you are prepared to add your own statement.

PRO TIP: respect Max and Neonbob, or they WILL punch you in the soul.