What was the first bad game you ever played?

[Dr Snakeman]

Don't know what the first I ever played was, but the first one I owned was Call of Duty 3.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I guess it was Diablo 2 only because I had no idea what I was doing in that game.

 

[bryanfuel]

batman for the PS1

 

[Templar9]

The only game i ever sent back without completing was shellshock 2, christ that game was so bad.

 

[bryanfuel]

Sorry for double post

Halo.
Maybe not bad by industry standards, but I went into that expecting solid gold that'd give me head just whilst I play. I got a generic shooter set in space.

it is THE generic shooter in space

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Space Harrier, iirc.

 

[Civint]

the first *bad* game I played (as in owned, and had the full copy) was probably ecks vs sever on the GBA.
Controversially, I never liked half life.
And I liked (and still like) Enter the Matrix (the game encourages you to cheat. And has live action cutscenes!). But maybe I'm just weird.

 

[Legion IV]

in the 90s it was probably the wolverne game on the Snes or was it NES? dont remember. worst game i played in the 2000 is Half life 2

 

[Pills_Here]

On my Apple 2C, we had a series of games ripped off from other more successful arcade titles. The one that stands out was "Gorilla" which was essentially donkey kong and Apple Cider Spider which was centipede. We did have a copy of Space Quest 1 I believe, which I remember being one of the first games I played.

Edit: Shit, I just realized this was first BAD game, but I suppose Gorilla was still quite terrible.

 

[Ruagh]

I remember playing Rascal(the full game) when I was a wee one...and being pretty disappointed by it. I just found the gameplay boring and unoriginal.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

There was a beat-em-up on the SNES centered around Ultraman...I think...I accidentally rented it twice even though I had forgotten the first time that, that game is total garbage...well, was garbage...maybe I was just bad at it...

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Goldeneye, controvertially...never got why that one was so popular :/

Yeah, me neither... I personally liked Perfect Dark better

 

[Plurralbles]

Yo' Noid!


God damn it. Most advertising in a game award goes to....

 

[DontHassleTheHoff]

There was a Japanese racing game my friend had on the gameboy, and it sucked so hard. All you did was go straight on, a bit left or a bit right. And every time you won a race (unlikely) a fat Japanese man said 'You big big rinner! You win big big pwizes!' It was balls-to-the-wall shit.

 

[Mr. In-between]

Bad Dudes. It's a bad game, but I still remember it fondly.

Come to think of it, that was probably the first truly bad game I played as well. I remember someone bringing it over to the house when a kid and thinking "man, this sucks".

 

[The Night Shade]

Superman 64 i think

 

[Casual Shinji]

Bugs Bunny for the Gameboy.

Going up and down stairs, one-hit kills, no weapons. God, that game sucked.