What was your first escapist post like?

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

"Since when did Europe become this one country ...? And when the hell did Europe suddenly become a bastion of Liberal freedom and awesome that farts sunshine and rainbows? ;

The way some people write on this forum you'd think that every single person within Europe all held hands and danced around a maypole in some collective celebration of the spirit of Humanity.

Europe (From Iberian Peninsula to the Kamchatka Peninsula ... yes yes I'm including Russia..) .... has born the greatest collection of arseholes ... the world has EVER .... EVER ... seen. And this isn't some Knee jerk poke at Hitler, Stalin or Mussolini ... it seems every new generation of Humanity there is an arsehole of arseholes being born in Europe ...

Collectively .... 'Europeans', as people like to group them, NEED a *good* sense of humour .... because one look at it's history would be enough to bring most people to tears ...

So I don't see why Europeans rip on 'Americans' (why is it people group Europeans together ... but never Group all nations within North and South America as 'Americans' ?) ... because I'd take having GWB by an arsehole power of 10 as a political leader before I would take an autocratic Churchill ...."

I think that was my first post ever on the Escapist .... I'd like to think I've become a little more calm in my years ...

It wouldn't be true, but you get the point. :x

 

[dex-dex]

i am not sure give me a moment.

 

[imnot]

This

the only one i really remember was when i was like 4 on harry potter and i turned around and there was this gnome right behind me and its face took up the whole screen and it said one of the scariest things i ever heard "arbooga!" i screamed, alot

In a thread about scary moments in a game.

 

[Socken]

his mother? ._.

Comment on the Unskippable episode about Grandia III.

If I recall correctly, she was looking more along the lines of his sister.

 

[Mechsoap]

no one understood what i was saying

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

no one understood what i was saying

topic - most undrated xbox360 games

comment - lost planet. its just outtheir their was no introduction it was just thear

hurray....im not a massive retard with grammer now. *looks at avitar*

hurray its konata, god of the otakus :3

 

[The Afrodactyl]

From a thread entitled "if you could have an infinite amount of anyhing, what would it be?"

Post-its. Don't ask why, I have my reasons.

Also, Yay! First post!

 

[sb666]

I'm too lazy to check since I'm on my phone, but I remember it was a lot like the first time I had sex. I had no idea what I was doing and it was over way too quickly.

 

[DustyDrB]

It was this year, on a thread titled "Mass Effect 2: anyone else going nuts?"

Yep, I've played through Dragon Age twice and Mass Effect once (6th playthrough on it so far). Only a few games a year really interest me, so when they come around the anticipation is unbearable.

Of course my first post would be a gushing Bioware fan comment. There's been many more like it since.

 

[Eumersian]

If I remember correctly, It was probably something of no importance. I imagine that I was pretty dumb here up until about a few months ago, when I got into the "swing of things" as it were. I am still a little stupid though, so I guess my first post never really left me.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Long, argumentative, confrontational... Atleast I think... Can't remember if that was my frist or second post

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Something about my Senior Prank, how people got charged for it and how friends and I used to do things that was like the show "Jackass" long before the first show aired, we just didn't use cameras.
hah.

 

[sb666]

I forgot to add mine it was about the new youtube layout

 

[sb666]

sorry double post

 

[dorkette1990]

My list of pets!
"1 pekingnese dog (I know, little yappy and ugly!)
2 sugar gliders (whoohoo marsupials)
1 chinchilla
3 fish (tiger barbs named "the borg")
1 mexmex kingsnake
I don't think I'm forgetting any one here at my zoo "
Minus my 3 fish Rest in peace 1 of 3 and 3 of 3. 2 of 3 can rot in hell.

 

[jamradar]

this

Hooray! *throws confetti in the air*

OT: Mine was me just typing a bunch of random letters. Then calling something stupid.

 

[Siuki]

This: "I play Mordecai with a x4 sniper rifle, an awesome revolver, a savage masher and an elemental, along with a health regen class mod and a healing shield." -"Borderlands, General Thoughts"

My character is much more awesome now than I could have possibly imagined.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

From what I can see it was a post saying I loved Pratchett's books. But I think maybe there might have been one before that.

 

[Jfswift]

I was talking about games that have vehicles. I don't like the way I wrote my post though. I didn't come across quite the way I wanted.

 

[Siuki]

From what I can see it was a post saying I loved Pratchett's books. But I think maybe there might have been one before that.

It was! And I quote: "I love Terry Pratchett! And my favourite book is probably Making Money, I mean who doesn't love a book about a con man who runs the post office, bank and royal mint! Second would be thief of time." -http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.76432-Poll-Terry-Pratchett?page=2#905001