15 years old, working at a "Harvey's" burger joint. The manager (A high School dropout with a chip on his shoulder) pissed me off one too many times so right in the middle of a busy lunch I finally snapped and told him to go fuck himself & walked out the door to the cheers of both staff members and customers alike. Oh, and before I left I threw the retarded hat they made us wear into the fryer. Who knew that polyester liquified in 400 degree cooking oil?
I quit right around the same time a local waterpark was looking for lifeguards, so I was hired THAT DAY and started as a "slide attendant", and once I turned 16 I got my lifeguard certification & made more than twice as much money than I did at that grease pit plus hey, I was a freakin' LIFEGUARD.
Best. Summer. Ever.