What was your worst sore loser encounter?

[Optimus Hagrid]

I prefer to piss off immature older players than 13 year old's, because imo there's little excuse for their zealousness when it comes to getting beat.

However, I have the twitch skills of a Lion bar. But I managed to piss off a Yorkshireman on Half-Life 2 co-op when I planted SLAMs in the middle of the weapons dump, waited till he respawned and tried to collect weapons and detonated, of course sending his prize flying everywhere. This made him hilariously shouty.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Company of Heroes: some kid whined because I had the *audacity* to destroy his *invincible* King Tiger, partly because you only get it once (and if it gets destroyed, its gone for good), late in the game, and his strategy was pretty much "rush with King Tiger".

 

[Jandau]

Dawn of War 2. I outplayed my opponent pretty badly and countered his every move. He even tried the "Flavor of the month" strategy of rushing Shotgun Scouts that's supposed to win against everything. Trouble was, I've seen it too many times and countered it properly. At that point, as my Plasma Cannons dismantled his latest "Attack move across the map" offensive, he started accusing me of cheating, since he couldn't have lost. When I suggested I might just have been a better player, he got even more infuriated and started to call me names and threaten me. After the game, he sent me a few hate messages through LIVE. Sheesh...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

There's a lot of bad losers on Street fighter IV, I rushed down one guy until I had a good lead then sat on that lead until either time ran out or I could punish him for a stupid move. He didn't like this so I got this series of messages:

learn how to play u turtling ****** peice of shit

Me: lol umad?

u turtle and wait for counter pick ur pathetic

Me Yeah umad. (I chose the same 2 characters throughout our matches how did I counter pick)

are u retarded? ur shit so u turtle

Me: Yeah, after I have taken 70% of your health.
Then I got bored and blocked communications. The sad thing is this happens fairly regularly.

 

[Kermi]

After that, they reported me for having "inappropriate content" on my profile and got me banned for a few weeks.

I can't help but think here, that you wouldn't have been banned unless you actually had inappropriate content on your profile.
Just saying.

 

[hazabaza1]

Well, I don't play online much. But when I did get a winning streak against my brother on Soulcalibur 3, he didn't like it one bit.
By that I mean he punched me.
In the bits.

Also,

...Half-Life 2 co-op...

Why have I not heard of this?

 

[lewism247]

I play this game on the PSN called: Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle-Cars.
Basically its car football, good run really. Its not a game for 'hardcore' gamers at all!
Yet people still message me crying at me if my team lose. Its always my fault for some reason. Even if i score 3 goals!

I've got that game too.It strangely addictive.

Mine would be on COD5, i was playing Der riese with my friend and this other guy.We told him to follow us so we don't get seperated and owned.He said no,he would stay with us so he could watch our noob asses(even though we were a higher rank and had a betterK/D ratio).He ran off and got killed and blamed us.We tried to revive him but it was the very start of round 30, he said we were ungrateful noobs and left.This was 3 days ago.He is STILL sending me hate messages

 

[captainwolfos]

Probably when playing Pokémon Blue way back when. An acquaintence of mine had a battle with me, the strongest in my party if memory serves was level 80 and I had no idea about the Missingno. cheat at the time, but clearly he did. He wiped the floor with me, even though I put up a good fight due to immensely awesome movesets.
Eventually he taught me the cheat and we had a rematch. He was down to his last Pokémon and promptly switched off his Game Boy.

I don't endorse cheating, but hell, it meant I could have a fairish fight.
And of course I was young and stupid.

 

[Amarok]

There are no sorer losers than the PvPers in WoW. Seriously! In a battleground, if the other team shows any hint of winning, get ready ready for a stream of "FFS!!!!!####!!~##! ur all noobz! we always loose (always spelled wrong) because ur all tardz! I cant w8 til faction change! Ill leave all you FCKICN tards behind! fcking naaaaabs!"

funnily enough, they also spam this when we're winning.

And yes, this rage occurs on BOTH factions.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I was playing Left4Dead today, playing versus of course. And I don't know why, (maybe I was lucky today) they couldn't make it to the safe room once, while we made it to there for the whole campaign, excluding the 2nd part when a tank spawned at the start. Then, after the first part of the campaign, they kept on whining, and saying that we were cheating, and tried to kick one of us too. So I ask you this Escapists, what was your worst sore loser encounter?
(Note: If this has been posted before, GAHHH. I searched this in the Search Bar, and saw nothing, related to this type of topic. Hopefully there wasn't such a post like this before).

The two of mine that spring to mine are also the best I can remember, both of Halo 3. The first was when my entire team were British, and all of the enemies American. As soon as we join they start mocking our accents and throwing stereotypes at us: We kicked their asses in the game, lemme tell ya. As soon as we're in the end-game lobby...'AHHH YOU'RE FAAGS AHH'. The second is when it was a deathmatch with these 3 Irish guys taking the piss out of Brits, being horribly racist, and I was against them with only one teammate who didn't utter a word. Again, we kicked their asses, and in the end-game lobby they yell loudly and leave. I hate it when they do that.

 

[captainwolfos]

You need to get a fucking life, instead of jacking off while you fucking kill people in this stupid little game.

Now, allow me to explain in detail why this insult is flawed.

First off, this particular fellow has all 200/200 Gamescore for this game. The one achievement he has that I don't is for playing 100 matches. Which means this fellow has played at least 70 more than I have. One would assume that you would not draw attention to the fact that you suck so poorly as to be repeatedly trounced by someone who has played less than one third the matches you have.

Secondly, let us examine the wording of the insult in detail. On the surface it appears to be a standard obscenity laced insult without any real direction or purpose. Implying that I am a pathetic individual who must self stimulate whilst partaking in the game. Of course once one looks at it closer, you realize the lack of thought that has gone into the insult. In essence, this fellow has just admitted to being a worse player than someone who has played for less than a third as long and who is only using one hand, while whacking off with the other.

This is the equivalent of saying "Stupid cow, you should stop wasting so much time on paperwork and whacking off." Of course the cow cannot whack off, nor can it do paperwork. Which proves solely the fact that the maker of the aforementioned statement is a buffoon of the highest order.

You, sir, are amazing.

 

[Deadarm]

I hated the admins back when I was playing battlefield 2 all the time because as soon as you killed one of them it was either an auto team switch or server kick with no explanation. My second sore loser moment is people who call you a hacker because you can beat them, no matter how new they are to the game and no matter how much they suck. Also that whole agree to disagree crap, it pisses me off because the one who knows they are going to lose is usually the one that says that in an arguement. Fucking pricks dont know how to bicker properly.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Also,

...Half-Life 2 co-op...

Why have I not heard of this?

Well, it's not quite as grand as it sounds. It requires Half-Life 2 Deathmatch. Certain servers run 'co-op' levels, where you team up with a bunch of randoms to kill LOTS of enemies and proceed through the level.

The appeal lies in:

1.) The levels themselves. ALL are horrifically ugly, yet often their design looks as if the designer was on acid at the time: ludricrous lines of sight, very unfair enemy positioning, and often which awesome set-pieces using models and animations from the campaign.

2.) The teamwork. The enemies are POWERFUL. It takes two clips of an smg to kill a headcrab. That's why teaming up to down them as quickly as possible is very, very satisfying. To kill an antlion guard, it would take emptying approximately 10 entire arsenals into it, so killing it in under three minutes with about 15 people or so is fun, satisfying and extremely messy.

 

[Archer147]

am i allowed to bring tabletop games into this?

EDIT: i'm taking your silence as a yes.

i was playing magic: the gathering in a tournament a while back, and kept casting spells to recude the cards in the guys deck (called milling) he eventually drew himself out of cards, losing him the game. he proceeded to call me a coward for not attacking.

next round, i took control of one of his creatures and killed him with it. he then said the only reason i won was because i took his creature.

these were the only games i won that day, but they were worth the losses incurred beforehand

both techiniques are valid ways of winning a game. i even built a deck around the first strategy, in the hopes i'll play him again one day

 

[Sharpeye42]

On halo 3 i killed this guy with a rocket launcher because he was in a ghost and he just starts saying im a noob and stuff so for the rest of the match he kept getting the rocket launcher and it was so annoying i still won but it was the worst game i ever played.

 

[AngloDoom]

Whenever I start winning as a Demoman on TF2 people accuse me of spamming the sticky-bombs...

Well, yeah. That's kind of how I kill people. With bombs. That stick.

I don't understand, people tell me that killing people with aforementioned bombs is cheap, but why? My only other practical weapon fires weapons that are easy to dodge from a distance; should I bet expected to drop all weapons and head for my trusty Scrumpy-bottle when the enemy is twenty-five feet away because, for the sixteen time, they ran through a corridor they knew I was watching?

I mean, you can change classes; why not become a Scout or Spy? They destroy Demomen.

 

[ShankHA32]

Well actually one of the worst ones i had is when i was playing 1080 avalanche on the Nintendo Gamecube with my pal, and we had both been up for over 72 hours.

This means we were both swearing as profusely as 8th graders are known to do, and we weren't stopping.

Then i got supercharged and knocked his ass to the ground, and he proceded to slam the gamecube controller into the side of my head, and we got into a pretty big fight. I don't know if sleep deprivation counts, but she is a pretty sore loser.