that my friend, is a pipe dream, something will never happen, if several thousand years of existance has tought mankind a damn thing, its that war never changes. there will always be wars becuase not a day goes by that at least 1 group of people on this planet is pissed off at something. and nobody should be pointing fingers and blaming countries because war existed before any society alive today and will continue to exists in some way, shape, form long after i make this post, long after the iraq war is "finished" and long after the entire human race dies out.
thats my friend, is a pipe dream, something will never happen, if several thousand years of existance has tought mankind a damn thing, its that war never changes. there will always be wars becuase not a day goes by that at least 1 group of people on this planet is pissed off at something. and nobody should be pointing fingers and blaming countries because war existed before any society alive today and will continue to exists in some way, shape, form long after i make this post, long after the iraq war is "finished" and long after the entire human race dies out.
I'm talking about World War Two with the cavalry. And they used sabres and spears, with the occasional rifle. Haven't you seen the iconic photos? They're truly inspiring.
Unsurprisingly, they got severely beaten.
Wars keep the world population down it seems. And humanity is programmed to destroy itself.
If there is another world war we're going to be on top of a nuclear wasteland. Or something like the Terminator. Unfortunately, as one war ends another will soon start. All you can hope is that it's a small scale one
I wish I could say that, but I think that it'll be Europe, Japan, and the Commonwealth in the blue corner, with Russia, China, and the Oceanic sovereignties (other than Australia.) in the red corner.
But what about those Penguins, don't they have like some sort of weird secret society going with enough tech and weaponry to turn South America into an arid wasteland? And their research on the Peguinator, to turn all marine-life into a massive brainless horde that can only respond to the orders given by the Penguin Matriach Penguinette IX?
Wait ... you guys didn't know? .... [Time for escape plan D]
I'm thinking one of the poles, with all these wars causing so many casulties i think we should invade somewhere where there isnt anyone to shoot back and therefore we can claim complete victory and improve publics trust in the government
That photo looks suspiciously modern to me. What were they doing attacking German tanks? A bit of late payback?
Also what's so impressive about them attacking tanks with cavalry? Russian children in WW2 attacked German tanks on foot.
I'm sure the Poles still used explosives to attack the tanks, they just had the advantage of the extra mobility & speed from being on horseback...unless they actually charged them on horseback with sabres, then that would be "brave". Don Quixote brave.
Okay, I am coming in a little late, and read half the thread before deciding that this was to dumb to ignore. He said "attack the poles" not "Attack the Poles." See a difference? No, that is because you aren't paying attention. He meant North Pole or South Pole, NOT POLAND. Walk in and declare victory? The north pole is UNPOPULATED! The South Pole only has a bunch of scientists. Woo-Scary. End/war. That is what he meant.
I know Savadicus meant the magnetic poles of of the planet, I just got distracted by curlycrouuton's tale of people attacking tanks on horseback.
After all, declaring war on and attacking just one pole, like Savadicus said, would be a very one sided battle if it was a Polish person, even if they were a tank charging cavalry soldier.
You'd have to be pretty slow to think he meant attacking one Polish person, and to jump to that one person's defence with photos of soldiers and WW2 tales of bravery (like one guy could take on a country), so I'm sure curlycrouton was joking too.
He must have been joking, because he said "You think Poland can't defend itself" then used an example of a colossal stupid military move (brave but very stupid) in a war which started with Poland getting invaded by Germany. Of course it can't defend itself.
He was joking wasn't he? I know sarcasm doesn't travel well on the internet but surely that was a joke, right?
Anyway I agree with the original point, and think we should next declare war on somewhere pretty desolate and far away, like a moon.
crunchycrouton said:
No way man, you can't declare war on a naked butt! That's just not cool.
I wish I could say that, but I think that it'll be Europe, Japan, and the Commonwealth in the blue corner, with Russia, China, and the Oceanic sovereignties (other than Australia.) in the red corner.
You know, this reminds me of this joke i heard once
Man: A creature who's chief occupation is the extermination of himself and other animals, yet manages to reproduce so rapidly as to fill the entire habitable world and Canada.
I really think we should invade France, but this time we shall take over their land, think of what we could do with all that space, were almost a world power and were on only holding a tiny island with all of France we would be unstoppable, mahahaahah,(hijacks a tank and tries to invade France singlehanded, but gets distracted by Disneyland paris) a cookie to whoever gets the reference
We're going for Anarctica. Those penguins have had it peaceful there for too long. D:<
Seriously though I think the US wants to go after North Korea. We need to stop trying to solve the problems of the world and deal with our own. :/
Now grab your guns we're having a war on finance! Let's shoot our way out of recession! to the stock market! (don't actually go - I don't want another accessory to murder charge)
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