What weapon ARE you?

[That Greek Guy]

So i was playing devl may cry 3 and i thought "Every boss i kill turns into a cool new weapon for me. But if i died what would i become?"

And so i ask you the same question. If you died, what weapon would your dead body form?

 

[Vault101]

I am the seed of doubt..knawing at the back of your mind...untill you begin to realise that all hope is lost

then I am fear...

 

[Kae]

Well I don't know, what's something light that won't inflict much damage but is really hard to break?
I guess a foam sword, yeah that's about right, it won't do any damage, hardly weighs anything but it can take quite a bit of damage before it breaks, I'll go with that, I know it's pretty pathetic but I'm just being realistic here.

Spoiler: This thing.

 

[gostlyfantom]

I would definetly be a severed arm with the item description being "a severed arm- your very own severed arm to wield in battle. . . you bastard"

 

[MammothBlade]

I am the demon's claws... savage, terrifying, perfect for rapidly overpowering and disembowelling victims.

 

[triggrhappy94]

I am the seed of doubt..knawing at the back of your mind...untill you begin to realise that all hope is lost

then I am fear...

Hey Vault101. How have you been?
That's a pretty awesome answer.


OT:
I'd say an M16 with an ACOG scope, the gentleman's weapon or at least it was in Black Ops. Accurate, long range, burst fire rifle, there's not much else I can ask for in a gun in game. Except for having tits and being on fire.

 

[TehCookie]

Clawed gauntlets like durga from Bayonetta.

Spoiler: For those who never played Bayonetta

 

[Luftwaffles]

I am the seed of doubt..knawing at the back of your mind...untill you begin to realise that all hope is lost

then I am fear...

OP weapon, must nerf. Only noobs use those. And so on and so forth.

Id be cake i suppose. For those of you wondering about the legitimacy of cake being a weapon...well then, you havent experienced much in life have you.

 

[Vault101]

I am the seed of doubt..knawing at the back of your mind...untill you begin to realise that all hope is lost

then I am fear...

Hey Vault101. How have you been?
That's a pretty awesome answer.


.

hmmm....not bad..getting over a little ME3 related depression (no I havnt finished it yet..but I will at some point, thats why Im depressed)

it was a little more interesting than "stick with nail in it"

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Clawed gauntlets like durga from Bayonetta.

Spoiler: For those who never played Bayonetta

Hot damn those were awesome weapons!

OT: I would've said crowbar, but that's just too obvious.

So, this:

Spoiler

I freaking love that weapon from God of War 3.

 

[Valanthe]

OT:
I'd say an M16 with an ACOG scope, the gentleman's weapon or at least it was in Black Ops. Accurate, long range, burst fire rifle, there's not much else I can ask for in a gun in game. Except for having tits and being on fire.

The M16 is the Blue-Collar factory worker's weapon... the weapon of a gentleman is precise, accurate, never needs to speak more than once to get its point across.

Spoiler: Something like a rapier

Spoiler: Or an 1851 Colt Navy Revolver

Thse are the weapons I would be.

*edits* To add spoiler tags, images turned out a little bigger than I planned.

 

[Heronblade]

Well this thread isn't inviting any silliness at all...

If any weapon really suits my personality it would be a shield. I'm much more likely to defend myself or others than attack, but am not above metaphorically bashing others in the face if need be.

 

[triggrhappy94]

OT:
I'd say an M16 with an ACOG scope, the gentleman's weapon or at least it was in Black Ops. Accurate, long range, burst fire rifle, there's not much else I can ask for in a gun in game. Except for having tits and being on fire.

The M16 is the Blue-Collar factory worker's weapon... the weapon of a gentleman is precise, accurate, never needs to speak more than once to get its point across.

Spoiler: Something like a rapier

Spoiler: Or an 1851 Colt Navy Revolver

Thse are the weapons I would be.

*edits* To add spoiler tags, images turned out a little bigger than I planned.

Ooh those are both good weapons to be the gentleman's weapon. But in a game with 4-barrel rocket launchers and almost all full-auto weapons, it takes the gentleman to say, "no thanks, I'll take the burst fire gun, and I'll destroy with it anyways."

 

[rickthetrick]

I would either be a wet blanket to douse all fun, or a towel to rat tail people in the arse with.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'd turn into an edged buckler that could do all kinds of slam-and-slice attacks, knock the enemy about (Swordmaster level 1), convert to a whip that could grapple and attack (level 2), and lay down mines (level 3).

I imagine my awesome combo would be laying down a mine behind an enemy, uppercutting them into the air with a shield bash in buckler form, grappling them in mid-air as a whip, and slamming them directly onto the mine.

 

[Eddie the head]

I guess my femur could be used as a club.

 

[StormShaun]

I would probably transform into a katana made out of lightning and it would be surrounded by lightning/electricity.

Only the chosen may pick me up, but then if he picked me up I would also transform back into human when I want and annoy the hell out of him.

Like Excalibur from Soul Eater, except less annoying.

 

[algalon]

A rechargeable concussive hand grenade

 

[Zeema]

i would turn into a double sided Axe.

Beast Mode