What weapon would you be?

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Cazza

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An unremarkable poleaxe.

Useful but you're probably going to swap it for something cooler as soon as possible.
 

AsurasEyes

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I'd be a German. Not a German weapon. I'd be a German that you pick up by the ankles and swing like a sword, and he's also got a zweihander, which is like a claymore on steroids. For no particular reason, I like big weapons. Makes me feel like a man.

Aryan as fuck man.
 

axlryder

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I think I'd be a Machete. A blade with many uses, just not necessarily applicable in everyday scenarios. Otherwise I'd say probably whip or nunchaku. Fairly unwieldy weapons, but effective when applied correctly.
 

AngloDoom

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I've noticed I favour keeping people directly in front of me and I tend to use my tallness to my advantage by keeping just out of other people's range and leaning in for quick jabs and straights when I'm in range.

I think that sound pretty much like a foil, small sword, or rapier. One-on-one, thin and fragile pokey-pokes that are absolutely useless in actual combat.
 

Souplex

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A Rocket-Propelled Drill-Tipped Depleted-Uranium Lance of Soviet-Slaying.
 

Arklyte

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a tool turned weapon since I try to avoid conflict, but am quite fierce when I'm part of it. So probably axe, hammer, bow or something more futuristic like Gravcannon/Portal gun/one of Dead Space weapons or even an omni-tool.
P.S.: can a nanosuit be counted as a weapon in that case? And sorry for the fact that I prefer futuristic settings over magic ones.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I'd like to be forged into a sword with a multitude of capabilities (either changing shape or having elemental properties) to be more versatile and adaptable.
 

ImperialSunlight

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A special rapier with a unique moveset. Has a special attack that shoots out rays of divine light. Does divine damage with the special attack and otherwise. Looks pretty much like this, only with a golden blade.


The other option would be a miracle that hides the user's presence, as a countersign (as miracle's in Demon's Souls were) to my code of honor (It's a cowardly strategy).
 

cojo965

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Daystar Clarion said:
Well, considering Daystar Clarion is actually the name of a weapon from a series of novels...


A flaming sword to be exact :D

So in the context of Dark Souls you are Quelaag's Furysword.

I would be the Black Knight Greatsword because that is the weapon I use in Dark Souls and it is my favorite weapon because of it.
 

Ljs1121

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ccggenius12 said:
My soul would probably get you something weak, like a poop covered stick, or Raditz.
Don't sell yourself short! A poop-covered stick is still worth approximately 4.3 Raditzes.

As for me, I'd wanna be a crossbow. Anything that's not ranged would be too messy.
 

yeti585

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I'd probably be some type of rare dagger. Not really high damage. But, the crit on the thing would be amazing. That and the back stabs would be really good. Sort of a dagger in Skyrim with the sneak perk that gives like 15x back stab damage, but with the addition of the different enchanted armor that adds back stab damage (at one point in my last play through I was doing 30x back stab damage).

It kind of plays into my sense of humor. It's really reserved but, can be really hilarious at random moments. That and when I see something lined up, I pounce on it with all the humor I can. [sup]You know, humor cleans up a lot easier than blood.[/sup]
 

Texas Joker 52

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For a more medieval weapon? A heavy-bladed greatsword, with a long, curved, and serrated blade. It wouldn't be very good for normal slicing or cuts, but it would be extremely painful to whoever you use it to tear into. Not only that, but it should also avoid the problems that normal blades have to contend with, such as chipping and dulling of the blade itself.

But for something modern? Either an automatic, belt-fed shotgun, or a lightweight, bullpup, scout sniper rifle. Either one would actually suit me, because I tend to either want to be sneaky at long range while keeping mobile, or right in the enemies face, unleashing an unstoppable cloud of buckshot in my path.