What weapon would you be?

[Thistlehart]

I'd probably end up as a Hospitaler mace. Y'know, those heavy maces with the smooth ball on the end. Brutal and effective, but stemming from a misguided attempt at righteousness, kinda like me.

Spoiler: Resembling this.

Or maybe a hammer since I sometimes pull double-duty as a tool. ^_^

 

[Fluffythepoo]

A shillelagh, i once charged a black bear with a shillelagh and it ran away.. if it can scare at bear it can scare a person

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I would totally be some huge-ass warhammer type thing. For starters, it's a paragon of badassery and awesomeness. Like me, it's pretty low maintenance. And when you get bored, you can smash shit with it, just for the hell of it.

If not that, then some kind of wildly inappropriate phallus-shaped weapon (preferably a rocket launcher, something explosive), just so when I kill people, I kill their dignity too.

 

[Quazimofo]

One of the talking guns from Borderlands. I get to murder bandits AND make smooth one-liners.

ditto!

BANG BAAAANANANANANNNAAAAANAANG! BANG
REEEEEEEEEELAOADIN!

Because thats the only fun way to be a weapon.

 

[Infernai]

An O-katana that grants the user elemental (Fire, earth, water, wind, lightning) resistance and a has a powerful cutting edge.

Cliche? Perhaps but, i don't deny i've always had a bit of a liking towards Japanese swords.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

An exploding sword, like a voltorb on a stick.
Or a 40K bolter I suppose.

 

[RADIALTHRONE1]

I would be a Daisho [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daish%C5%8D], which is a Daito (longsword) and a Shoto (shortsword) both made in the traditional japanese sword style.

 

[MammothBlade]

A naginata. I keep some distance away from people whilst being versatile.

 

[Blue_screen]

Probably a flanged mace.


captcha: buffalo wing.

Yes please.

 

[Zio_IV]

Well, since you're allowing spells (so long as they're used as a weapon, I'm guessing), I'd wager that my soul would turn into my namesake: The Zio spell from the Megami Tensei games, or any of its variations.

Nothing like a fist full 'o lightning, eh?

 

[catalyst8]

A keen intellect. The most dangerous weapon of all.

 

[grey_space]

A punch dagger/knuckle knife.

Because you know if it's got my soul in it, well fuck you.

 

[Sanguine]

I'd like to hope something like this:

Spoiler: Did somebody say wish fulfillment?

More likely this:

Spoiler

Inconspicuous, easy to hide and pretty damn sharp. Useful, but only in the right hands



Captcha: dalek asylum.

Jesus Christ

 

[NinjaSocks333]

More than likely this...

Spoiler

..but able to talk.

Spoiler

FEED ME YOUR TANKS!

Damn you beat me to it. That thing is the scariest-powerful military aircraft i have ever heard of.

If i cant be this, than a Vulcan Mega Bolter from 40k. Think a giant mini-gun that fires tank shell size rockets.

*Edit*
Fuck it ill just be a StormLord

Spoiler

Come at me brethren.

 

[Rabish Bini]

I'd definitely be a frying pan.

 

[The_Waspman]

Well, considering how bitter and angry I often am, I'd probably be forged into a flaming longbow of pestilence or something. Fire and Acid damage, but probably with some detrimental effect on the user. Maybe reduced health, movement speed or willpower or something.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

A clockwork shield that, upond being used to block an attack, shot out a poison dart at the attacker. Because I'm tricky like that.

 

[thesilentman]

I'd be a zweihander that controls a black energy around it which can be used for explosions or just a makeshift guillotine.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

A scythe, a large weapon that cn look either awesome or weird, that is also in almost all situations awkward.

You know what make me a chain saw scythe, because it case you where wondering I do indeed lift.