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Seydaman

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1)no matter what the odds, i always win
2)if i try to get the girls i always fail, when i don't care in the slightest im a chick magnet
3)logic doesn't work underwater
 

TaborMallory

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Not all assassins can float.
If you run out of ammo, just smash open any box.
But beware, if you find an abundance of ammo and health boxes, there are things to come.
Shooting weapons and driving vehicles are as easy as looking.
 

Erana

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TaborMallory said:
Not all assassins can float.
If you run out of ammo, just smash open any box.
But beware, if you find an abundance of ammo and health boxes, there are things to come.
Oh, and touching water means death.
 

Calobi

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Liberal application of explosives is probably the best solution. If not, it's still fun watching explosions.
 

TaborMallory

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Erana said:
TaborMallory said:
Not all assassins can float.
If you run out of ammo, just smash open any box.
But beware, if you find an abundance of ammo and health boxes, there are things to come.
Oh, and touching water means death.
And touching enemies hurts too.
 

klakkat

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The rules are not the same twice. Always learn the rules, then break them.
 

Erana

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Flying-Emu said:
The Princess is never in the goddamn castle.
Well, did you ever think to just go to the "another castle" from the start?
Places have names... Sheesh.
 

the1ultimate

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Standing on a medical kit or taking cover for a minute should heal any injuries.
You aren't able to climb objects, even ones with many visible good handholds. You have more chance of walking through them.
You can't attack before it's your turn.
When reloading you can save all the ammo you had left, with no extra cost to time.
Everything fits nicely in your pocket.
-Your pocket will never bulge
-The limitations on what you can put in your pocket are based on weight, not size.
Money has no weight.
You can look down at the wall behind you without seeing your legs.
In a fight there must be some invisible imp running around with a bucket of red paint because there is no apparent source for the large amounts of blood decals... I mean splattering the place.
Attacks damage the opponent's HP... Not their avatar - Duh!
There is a creator.
-He/she is laughing at you
-It probably amuses him/her to think how many obstacles they put in your path.
 

Flying-Emu

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Erana said:
Flying-Emu said:
The Princess is never in the goddamn castle.
Well, did you ever think to just go to the "another castle" from the start?
Places have names... Sheesh.
I just don't get why Bowser is never stupid enough to put her close to me, darn it.

Also, I will kill the first person who says that they learned that the cake is a lie.
 

akmarksman

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The AI Director is a douche..

Zombies are the new apocalypse

There's always a jump button,but never a lean button.

Running up and stabbing your enemy (or melee) saves ammo.

The Lancer is the only assault rifle you'll ever need.


Russians are usually the bad guys..
 

TaborMallory

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Starcraft taught me that RTS AI can indeed set up a complex ambush.

Damn zerg and their burrow ability...
 

SomeGuyNamedKy

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Throwing one grenade in every direction will usually kill at least one person every time. (Most likely me.)

Oh, and invisible walls mean do not go there.
 

Dooblet

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a full clip from my assault rifle might kill someone, but my knife will kill them with one stab (so long as it is in the back)
 

Crosseyes

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My grandfather's death was caused when he lost his last man and ran out of quarters (A change jar is more important than a parachute!!)