what we've learned from games

[odBilal]

Zombies cant open Doors - RE

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Bullets have no weight.
People who say absolutely nothing are generally loved by everyone for their "great personality".
Time heals all wounds.

 

[Laura.]

a full clip from my assault rifle might kill someone, but my knife will kill them with one stab (so long as it is in the back)

I hate that.

· If you happen to be shot, stabbed or otherwise wounded find somewhere to hide and wait. When you stop seeing everything red or unsaturated feel free to stand up and go on with your life.

· People sell all kinds of things to you, even when their lives depend on you having the right equipment. They should be giving you the stuff for free, the cheap bastards.

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

Bathrooms serve no purpose other than to have some porcelain to break.

 

[Major_Sam]

Bushes are NOT enemies.
Trashcans are NOT enemies.
Rocks are NOT enemies. (Unless throwen at you)
Trees are NOT enemies.

And these are just things I've learnt from CoD4.

 

[SquirrelPants]

No matter how fluorescent the colors you wear are, as long as you're sneaking, you won't be noticed.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Bathrooms serve no purpose other than to have some porcelain to break.

Obviously, you've never played Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[TheAwkwardSnail]

That the world can become a post apocalyptic wasteland and improve at the same time.

 

[zauxz]

If you see a waterfall, go behind it! there will eather be a treasure chest, or some mystical ghost that will give you superpowers.

If someone shot you, simply take out a loaf of bread and eat! You'll be healthy in a second.

If you shoot a camera, noone will notice you, and noone will go check!

 

[SquirrelPants]

If you shoot a camera, noone will notice you, and noone will go check!

But always remember that if you leave the room, the camera will be fully restored.

 

[Arayis]

If your phone starting emitting white noise, run.
Waist high walls are a shooters best friend and worst enemy.
Animals, if caught in a small ball, will immediately obey and love you if you have a shiny badge.
The cake is a lie.


I'm sure I'll think of more the minute I hit post...

 

[Flying-Emu]

The cake is a lie.

Lock your house tonight. I warned you.

I'm kidding, of course. Or am I...?

 

[Low Key]

Random patches of brick contain coins, mushrooms, flowers, and/or stars.

If you die, all you need to live again is another quarter.

Sometimes people who talk to you, when finished, will walk into a corner and disappear.

 

[UnearthedArcana]

If you should happen to wrap your car around a tree, it'll be good as new again in a few seconds.

 

[Ezzay]

Starcraft taught me that RTS AI can indeed set up a complex ambush.

Damn zerg and their burrow ability...

Fell for that one more than once, teach me for having a small army of medics behind my army, only to get ripped to shreds by those underground bastards.

 

[Verp]

I kid you not, I learned a large portion of my Anglo-fu from video games (and cartoons). As for butchering your dear mother tongue... I learned that from you.

 

[UnearthedArcana]

I kid you not, I learned a large portion of my Anglo-fu from video games (and cartoons). As for butchering your dear mother tongue... I learned that from you.

Heh. Just like one of my friends on XBL. Incidentally, he's Finnish too.

 

[Arayis]

The cake is a lie.

Lock your house tonight. I warned you.

I'm kidding, of course. Or am I...?

Yeah sorry, it was a lame attempt at a joke...

 

[Flying-Emu]

The cake is a lie.

Lock your house tonight. I warned you.

I'm kidding, of course. Or am I...?

Yeah sorry, it was a lame attempt at a joke...

Oh, I'm just playin' with ya, laddy!

 

[SithLibrarian]

IF I have to fight in a war, don't wear a helmet. Anyone who wears protective headgear in war becomes an instant Red Shirt.