What will happen to your body

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Human marionette.

Of course, it's hard to kill me, so that might take a while.

 

[varulfic]

Relevant body parts can be donated to those who need it. As for the rest, I don't care. Whatever process is cheapest for my family will do. Scattering my ashes will be fine.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Cremation. Definitely cremation. While I won't care about it then, I do not want to rot like a piece of meat (that I totally am, I know) and if I can't decide what happens to my body then WHAT ARE MY RIGHTS anyway?

I would like my body to be stored in cryostasis(to avoid decomposition), and then be brought back to life in the far, far future!

You won't be brought back as all of your tissues will be destroyed by the time they unfreeze you. You will just be a corpse which has horrible tasting meat.

 

[Kevak]

Dumped in some random forest in the middle of nowhere to be eaten by animals.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

i'll be dead so quite frankly couldn't care what's done with my remains.

how about space? send me to space.

Wanna go to space! Yeah! Wanna go to space!

OT: Space, honestly. I'd prefer to be cremated if space wasn't an option. As you said, Redlin, it would ensure that I wouldn't be part of the zombie hordes.

 

[Mischa87]

Cremated, and have my ashes thrown in the eyes of bigots (This is actually what I have requested from my family, I have it on paper and everything)

 

[ShockValue]

Cremated preferably.

If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

I figured you would want it to go off in the faces of some whales >.>

 

[gostchiken]

Cremated in my backyard on a funeral pyre I will make myself, except for my head which I will have shot out of an air cannon, preferably through someones windshield.

 

[Blow_Pop]

If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

why does that not surprise me? Minus the strapped to a whale strapped to a nuke.....i think that would work better for you ;]



OT: I'm having my body cremated. Medicine can take whatever organs it can salvage but honestly I want myself cremated.

 

[Father Tunde]

Cremation, then have my ashes put into a firework. I shall be sure to, "Go out with a bang"!

 

[TornadoFive]

Thrown out of a helicopter over a busy city while wearing a Superman costume.

/salutes

For bonus points, make sure there's some sort of convention happening below. None of the cosplayers could match your dedication!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I want my body left in the woods to be brutaly savaged by wolves and other woodland creatures. Just like the Marquis de Sade wanted.

oh he so cray-zeh...
OT: this, my good man:

either one is fine with me.

 

[Phishfood]

People will have to bid for either scientific experiments or practical jokes to perform with my corpse, whichever I like best gets it.

 

[Major_Tom]

This, I hope:

And if not, I want to be a crash test dummy.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I want it mutilated and put somewhere else so it looks like I died in an awesome way that didn't leave my body completely intact like some sort of massive pussy.

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Destroyed immediately by pyro-dolphins. No-one may ever know that Cyborg Overlord Kickass was once human!!

 

[Duruznik]

After any useful parts have been donated to science, I want the rest buried in a traditional Jewish burial (minus the donated organs part, that's not exactly looked upon kindly in religion). I guess I'm a bit old-fashioned, but whatever.

 

[gCrusher]

I'm an organ donor. I imagine the rest will be incinerated.

 

[UnendingLight]

I have an irrational fear that I will be buried without actually being dead, so I will make sure to tell everyone to put me in a mausoleum that can easily be opened from the inside.

But also to shoot me if I turn out to just be a zombie..

 

[senordesol]

I want to be burned, have my ashes pressed into a diamond (then can do that now), and inset on a promise ring for my grand daughter (if I have one) and any subsequent female descendants from then on.

That way if Pervert McCopafeel starts getting fresh, her hand will reach out and smite him through no will of her own.

That's how grand pappy's gonna roll.