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Dalek Caan

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To be put up next to some old ghost town with a wooden sign around my neck saying "Dead Men Be Here". Being able to scare the shit out of people after death would be nice.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
BEST WAY TO BE CREMATED EVER!

[sub]Even better if you were launched underwater from a sub.[/sub]
 

silver wolf009

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Jan 23, 2010
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I want to be placed in the desert, in a coffin, with everything that's not me filled with C4 and Thermite. Then the video will go to Youtube, and I'll live on in video.
 

Shakomaru

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May 18, 2011
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I wanna be a time lord toooooooooooo! I want to be turned into a diamond if this isn't possible.
 

SaikyoKid

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Realistically, I'd hope to have my organs donated and my body used for science. Test dummy would be interesting or maybe even that Body exhibit.

If reality be damned, then I hope I can be used to pave the way for the first zombie uprising.
 

Catfood220

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Dec 21, 2010
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I wanna be a Necromorph. I already put Unitologist as my religion on the Census form, someone really needs to find the Marker in about the next 30-40 years.

Failing that, I want a bomb implanted in my body that is set to explode when my heart stops for more than a minute. That way as my beloved family and friends are gathered around my deathbed mourning my passing, I explode covering them in all sorts of bodily fluids. I may have a secondary explosive device trigger once I have exploded, only this one will be full of shiny confetti as a encore to what will be one way to make sure I am never forgotten by the people who know me.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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ShockValue said:
Cremated preferably.
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
I figured you would want it to go off in the faces of some whales >.>
aprilmarie said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

why does that not surprise me? Minus the strapped to a whale strapped to a nuke.....i think that would work better for you ;]
rokkolpo said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
Not even in the ocean...in a let's say...whale population?
Redlin5 said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
BEST WAY TO BE CREMATED EVER!

[sub]Even better if you were launched underwater from a sub.[/sub]
While I would absolutely LOVE for my corpse-attached nuke to go off and eliminate more whales, I don't think there are many people who share my passion for killing them in this world.
I mean, I'd ask you guys, but you all live a LONG fucking distance from me, so it'd be quite difficult for you :p
 

Ava Elzbieta

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Mar 22, 2010
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Throw me in a corpse pile, donate me to science or really desperate necrophiliacs: I don't care. I'm dead.
 

ShockValue

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Neonbob said:
While I would absolutely LOVE for my corpse-attached nuke to go off and eliminate more whales, I don't think there are many people who share my passion for killing them in this world.
I mean, I'd ask you guys, but you all live a LONG fucking distance from me, so it'd be quite difficult for you :p
Pfft, all I'm hearing are excuses Neon!
>.<
 

l3o2828

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Retal19 said:
Probably donate myself to Science, or be Cremated.
Same,despite that whole 'preservation of oneself' thing psychologist talk about, i actually want to be of use after i'm dead, and since a cadaver buried underground is taking some other persons spot, i'd rather not be a troll and just work with science or be cremated.
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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ShockValue said:
Neonbob said:
While I would absolutely LOVE for my corpse-attached nuke to go off and eliminate more whales, I don't think there are many people who share my passion for killing them in this world.
I mean, I'd ask you guys, but you all live a LONG fucking distance from me, so it'd be quite difficult for you :p
Pfft, all I'm hearing are excuses Neon!
>.<
Well, I'm quite good at making them. You know this :p
 

hiks89

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Oct 22, 2008
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i want to be dumped in a forest intact...i have my reasons... of course after i have ben stripped of organs for sick people
 

Blow_Pop

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Jan 21, 2009
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Neonbob said:
ShockValue said:
Cremated preferably.
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
I figured you would want it to go off in the faces of some whales >.>
aprilmarie said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.

why does that not surprise me? Minus the strapped to a whale strapped to a nuke.....i think that would work better for you ;]
rokkolpo said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
Not even in the ocean...in a let's say...whale population?
Redlin5 said:
Neonbob said:
If I can wrangle it, I want to be strapped to a test nuke and have it set off in the desert.
That would make me happy. VERY happy.
BEST WAY TO BE CREMATED EVER!

[sub]Even better if you were launched underwater from a sub.[/sub]
While I would absolutely LOVE for my corpse-attached nuke to go off and eliminate more whales, I don't think there are many people who share my passion for killing them in this world.
I mean, I'd ask you guys, but you all live a LONG fucking distance from me, so it'd be quite difficult for you :p
Don't you love how we all assumed that? But I'd drive cross country just to do it.....I do have your address after all.....
 
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I want it to be brought back to life and made to be superior to a normal human, like what they did to Commander Shepard at the start of Mass Effect 2
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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aprilmarie said:
Don't you love how we all assumed that? But I'd drive cross country just to do it.....I do have your address after all.....
I do. I really, really do.
It makes me all warm n fuzzy inside.
And you, m'dear, are awesome for it XD