What will Yahtzee do in response to Duke Nukem Forever's Resurrection?

[captaincabbage]

rage vomit?

 

[AwesomeFerret]

He will probably talk about how it's going to be another dull brown FPS that is infinitely inferior to PoP: Sands of Time and then make a dick joke.

Isn't that his entire formula? Give or take the genre and add the ability to swap out PoP for Batman AA, Thief 2, or Silent Hill 2.

 

[Lizardon]

I believe he said that if this game doesn't turn out to be histories greatest contribution to human culture and the cure of at least one type of cancer then he will saw it's bollocks off.

So after he's done doing that, he'll review it.

 

[Oliver Pink]

Y'know, this whole fiasco feels like the plot of a cheesy sitcom...

 

[runnernda]

I imagine it'll be a review of his once it comes out, but I doubt he'll eat his words. I don't think he ever has.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Well, he did say that if this game doesn't turn out to be history's greatest contribution to human culture and the cure for at least one type of cancer, then he would saw it's bollocks off.

Obviously, that standard is going to be impossible to meet. I expect the game will be at least functional, but nowhere near as good as his fake review joked. Anyway, I'll get the saw.

 

[drewlie]

I agree that he'll probably re-post the video.

 

[drbarno]

it is rather freaky that we voted it his best review then the game gets announced and shown the same week.

It's a sign from above, man.

Nah, I'm convinced Gearbox rigged the poll so our attentions would be on DNF when they annouced it would be released

 

[Oliver Pink]

how could he not talk about this? duke nukem forever is a legend coming true

To be fair, many Starcraft 2 fans would argue that Starcraft 2 was a Huge event - and he couldn't care less.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Will the game be so good that it will make YZ eat his words?

How about these three words: shiruken and lightning.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

More importantly, given Zero Punctuation's massive effect and popularity in gaming circles, what are the chances they might give a nod towards ZP's review of the game?

I just want this to happen.

"We want you to drop the gun and cook for our wedding."
"FUCK YOUR COOKING!"

 

[Kiju]

Review it with a minimal amount of bias and a lot of funny quips meant to jab at both creators and players/fans of the series.

In plain speaking terms: What he always does with a game review.

 

[Shemming]

Duke nukem? you realise this is a disscusion for science fiction writers?

OT- He will be lazy and repost the old reveiw in a few months, and at the end make a remark about not actually playing it. Or use a it for an april fools gag.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

What will Yahtzee do?
Do what he always does, Take the piss.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I will wake up Wednesday, and go to school.

I will come home, and not do my homework.

He will have made a video, made from yellow swatches.

I'd watch, maybe chuckle or smile.

And then I will go read Cracked.

You're not Yahtzee...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NDMpSfrgKUw/SwPn1yxEjiI/AAAAAAAAAy4/o3ZoD4e95IQ/s1600/imposter_5194.gif

 

[dalek sec]

He'll write an Extra Punctuation about how little he cares.

this

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I'm going with this as well, either this or he just saw's it's bollacks off with a dull bone saw. If he does review though, it could be interesting.