What will you be after the Apocalypse?

[Wadders]

5. Dead.

If by some miracle I survived however, I'd be the scavenger. But I'd shoot anyone that came within a few hundred metres of my camp. Can't afford to take chances.

I'd have a dog though, named Alfred. Who I may or may not eat when times get hard...

Will you use him to find telekinetically find people for the sole purpose of raping them, or will he more of a guard-type dog like Dogmeat?

Hmm, good question. I like to think he'd be a faithful if dopey guard dog, who would be a companion when times were tough, and a possible meal if times got even worse.

Although the role of Rape-Detector-Dog does have a certain ring to it...

But I'd train him to only find people who were fat . So they can't run away, and so I can get some good eatin' from them after I've done with them

 

[spidermounky]

i am the honorable hero of the wastes as i am a realy good sniper in real life even with out my glasses (seams to run in my family) but in games i suck as well as knowing how to make more ammo fix mechines, talk my way out of lots of situation and can fight very well with a sword (fencing saber lessons FTW)

so proply group 2 raiders and slavers preper to not see me as i kill you

 

[zestamaster]

id be the one to group people together into a communism like state to scrape order and rebuild society, and so i could be the president of a country... i also for some reason have a tendency for economics (IRL) so i lead a sucsuessful country that grows to the sise of washington, idaho and oregon.... and we NEVER touch California (too many zombies)and when the new world order comes together under my hand, i shall invade cali...... and kill them all (saving the survivors of course)and obviously group one and two are both killed (ristance is futile!!!) in the end i would re animate justice,daft punk and justin bieber (justin bieber would die) the rest would preform for the nation. (and yes i enjoyed fable 3)

 

[Sansha]

What will you be after the Apocalypse?

Dead.

 

[Kiju]

Yeah, I'd probably be a Scavenger. :\

 

[kakaomasse]

i think ill be dust.
or James Woods.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Courier.

...

What? Nobody said that before, seriously? lol

In seriousness, I'd be probably group four.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

A corpse, probably. Charred and irradiated at that.

 

[Blimey]

Dead. Very, very dead.

 

[Blimey]

A corpse, probably. Charred and irradiated at that.

Goddammit. Ninja'd!

 

[kickyourass]

I'd probably be one of the nameless background people you see getting killed during or right after the event.

 

[Josh Diaz]

2 but more intelligently violent rather than "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stab your in the face cuz i can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Pariah87]

I'd like to think I'd become a leader of sorts. Not a good leader mind you, in a world without laws the rules of nature and survival of the strong comes back into play, and with no police or laws, I'd be ruthless as hell.

In the end that's all it would come down to anyway. Tribes would form out of those prepared to do anything to survive. The peaceful, the scavengers, those who try and keep to themselves...they would either need to join in or get pushed to the wayside.

Ideally, any group would need a mixture of the 4 in order to thrive. Pure raiders will eventually get picked apart one at a time, pure scavengers or those trying to build a peaceful community would get killed by the raiders.

Now if some sort of alliance could be made...sorry I'm getting lost in my end of the world fantasy again. I'd probably be either 2 or 1, but a good kind who's willing to work with the more peaceful sorts in order to live, I just wouldn't hesitate to kill others.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Probably #4. But not the loner type of Scavenger who scavenges for his own stuff. No, I'd be picking through the ruins for another reason. Profit. With 95% of humanity gone there's gonna be a lot of unattended stuff that someone's gonna want. I'm the guy who goes out and gets it. Course I'd also do other jobs, like an unskilled handyman or merc or scout or prostitute (not that I'd expect much customers...) so long as I can get something useful out of it. And I wouldn't really care who I sell to. Neutrality is the way to go, especially because you're useful to everyone.

So then what are you looking for? I found this really interesting trinket out in some ruins. If you got the money, it can be all yours...

 

[LittleChone]

This guy.

 

[Hunter15]

I would be a scavenger where me and my four other friends go around killing zombies with dull saws until i find a scientist who infects us and turns us into a Hunter(ME!), a Tank, A Jockey, A Charger, And a Smoker where we find a dimensional nazi portal and take it to a anothe rworld where we kill and eat deer cause were now part zombie

 

[Riccan]

The autocratic god machine of Las Vegas or an ex-member of a fascist paramilitary organisation.

 

[lordlillen]

probably mad since i wouldnt be able to do anything since most people i knew would probably be dead and i cant take suicide sooo i would go insane