What will you name your children?

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DarklordKyo

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If I had a son, maybe I'd call him Albireo, after the binary star of the same name. Bonus points if he has heterochromia.
 

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I have a daughter named Ella[footnote]no whatsoever relation to anything[/footnote]
If I were from an English-speaking country, I would really have fought for Erin[footnote]see 1)[/footnote]
If she were a boy, probably Yorick, however written (Jorik)[footnote]a comic series brought the name to my attention. Also, see Hamlet. And Frisia. Not LoL[/footnote]
 

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ChanTheNoob said:
Title says it all, really, what would you name your hypothetical children. If you already have children, what are their names? For me, if I had a son, I would probably call him Jason, just because Jason Chan sounds pretty good. If it was a girl, I would want to name her Amy, because again, it's a nice sounding name. So, what you would call your child?
And if you lost him, you could cut off your finger to placate his psychotic kidnapper! :D

norashepard said:
I am infertile so my only option is pre-named adoption, but if through some miracle of modern medicine I get to have someone growing inside me, they will be named Superfly, regardless of gender. Obviously I don't have much confidence in modern medicine.
"And we had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly!"

OT: Roland would be a good name for a son. Or Miles, as a backhanded reference to my sister's boyfriend and likely husband, Giles, whom my father and I always refer to as Miles.

For a girl, maybe Faye.

EeveeElectro said:
Maybe I could have enough kids to name them all after a FF team...
I hear you get a free fudge sundae after the fifth sprog.
 

omega 616

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Why do some of you hate your unborn children? You're just asking for your kid to be bullied. You like the name, then you have it. If you like the name "Garrus" then I'm happy for you but don't inflict it on somebody else, change your name to it.

I would call them something normal, not a game character, not some old name (like Barry) and something not directly associated with the bible (so Noah is not okay but James is).

They are my only "rules" (for lack of a better word) for naming a child. Game characters 'cos a lot of them have daft names. Old names 'cos things like "baby Bob" sound messed up (when you think of a Bob you think of an older bloke with a flat cap). No Biblical names 'cos if the kid wants to be atheist and I call him Noah, I bet he will be well pissed.

There should be laws for this reason!


Edit: The thing with weird spellings is whatever you name your child will only be half there name. For example, if you call your kid "Viktor" that kid will have to say "my name is Victor with a K" every fucking time! Well either that or spell it at them.

My second name is "McAllister" ... I have seen my second name spelled Mccallister, Mcalister, Mcallistar, Mallister (yes, they missed the "C") and just about every variation in between! Me, my mum and brother try to find new odd spellings for fun.
 

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For a boy I think I'll go with Olan, it's unique, but not completely off the wall.

For a girl, Zoey or Amee. Amee was my great, great grandmothers name & I've always liked the odd spelling.
 

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Lilani said:
Stasisesque said:
Durante is the long form of "Dante".
Coinin is Irish, a lot of Irish names are spelt funny.
Bastion is short for "Sebastian".
Viktor is an alternative for "Victor".
Just because the name has a purpose doesn't mean it's going to be any easier to deal with. Until middle school junior high I don't see that kid being called anything but "Doo-ran-te" or "Doo-ran-tee" by anyone who isn't his friend if they spell Dante that way. Coinin is going to make him the snack machine kid "Coin-in," "insert coin," etc. Bastion isn't so bad, but if they spell Victor that way then that kid is never going to see his name spelled right for all of his living days. "Katelynd" is also an alternative for "Caitlin," and a cousin of mine even has that name with that spelling, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea to spell it that way. Victor comes from the word "Victory," which has no K. The K is there for no reason but to make it "unique," and fails at doing even that because at the end of the day the name is still "Victor" and the only difference is the hundreds if not thousands of times he'll have to correct people over his lifetime.

So yes, that is a stupid thing to do with a name. The purpose of a name in a purely practical sense is to facilitate identification, not to hinder it. Also, it's a rather sad thing to say about your kid in general. You don't think they'll be unique enough on their own to make their name stand out, so you had to spell their name in a stupid way to make sure they don't get ignored.
This is where it gets dodgy. Viktor, with a k, is the 9th most popular boy's name in Sweden. If you spell it with a 'c' there you're more likely to suffer those problems with spelling. It's spelled with a 'k' in a number of countries, in Italy it lacks a 'c' or a 'k' completely. It is not the parents' fault if they chose to honour their heritage and name their child accordingly. In the West we're living in an ever-increasing multicultural world, so why on earth do we have to all have easy-to-spell Christian forenames? Especially in countries like America where I would hope people are rather used to a melting pot of nationalities.

As for your other criticisms, in England the name 'Bastion' would be considered "weird". It's the name of the kid from The NeverEnding Story, my generation would have known it as that and probably only that, but show us a Siobhan, a Niamh or an Eilidh (Scottish, Hayley) and while the spelling would have been hard to grasp at a young age, it would have been considered more normal. I had a Siobhan and an Eilidh in my year, though granted I thought the latter's name was Hayley. I'm not even going to attempt to phonetically type out 'Coinin', but rest assured it isn't pronounced "coin-in" so the chances of children mocking him for that are slim unless children only communicate via text (which... actually they might, but that's another question) these days. This goes for Durante, too.

Children will find ways to mock anything. My name was mocked, it's a common name but it's also easily twisted to mean something else. But my name is my name after my grandmother, who was named for her grandmother and so on. I was lucky really, that it was so "easy to spell", and yet phonetically most kids will get it wrong anyway. There is absolutely nothing wrong with naming your child after your heritage, some cultures dictate it, in fact. It has nothing to do with thinking the child is somehow not special enough without a special name. I concur that some names are just dumb in general, but there are plenty mentioned in this thread and yet the post you pick on listed nothing but real names with long histories and rich cultural meanings.
 

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EeveeElectro said:
Pretty much xD I love the game.
I probably wouldn't pick an outlandish name after a game character because it's a little unfair to my kid. Aerith is probably the strangest, I prefer the 'th' to Aeris. My friend has a little girl called Eris, she got the name by combining Erin and Iris. Another awesome friend of mine has a beautiful girl called Aerith named after the FFVII character.

Maybe I could have enough kids to name them all after a FF team...
Eris and Aerith both sound nice =) They aren't too unusual to be considered kinda mean or anything.

I'm trying to think of a FF cast that won't result in at least one of your kids hating you for that;

FF6: Gau?
FF7: Red XIII?
FF8: Quintis?
FF9: Quina?
FF10: Kimahri?

=P I'd be tempted to call my daughter Yuna actually. I think it sounds lovely but it's a bit too unusual.
 

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I can only really think of boy names. I dunno; I have nothing against girls at all (seeing as I am one), I just can't come up with anything that sounds appealing!

I really like Nathaniel and Dante (the poet, not the devil hunter) though.

captcha: Pipe Down; what I'll be telling them should I have them.
 

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Uh, for a girl, Sophie's a pretty name.

For a boy, erm, Nick.

I shoulda been called Nick. One woman at a restaurant misheard my name as it, and ever since I've thought "God, that should have been my name.." it's way less common than Jack (in my experience), and just as short, sweet and catchy.

I'll be avoiding the Irish names, Orlaith, Oisin, Caoimhe, Aiobheann, etc.*

*pronunciation, form left to right:

Orla, Osheen, Kiva, Ave-een. I'm not even sure I spelt 'em right.
 

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If I have a girl I want her to be called Evangeline, Valory, Grace, Yuffie, Rosett or Fiona, they're all so beautiful yet have a lot of strength just like I'd want her to be. If it's a boy the perhaps Patrick after my uncle I never met, Graham, Cid, Zidane, Chrona or Joshua.
I reckon I could sneak a few of the references past my wife's knowledge but all of these are names I just adore.
 

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I would name my children Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, Gilgamesh. Irrespective of their actual gender.
 

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madwarper said:
As for a daughter... Not sure, but I am partial to Winry.
Huh, so I'm not the only one. It's a nice name and she was one of my favourite characters in FMA.

OT: Probably Winry for a girl. No idea for the boy.
 

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If I have a baby girl I'll name her Lana, unrelated to Superman stuff, I just like the name.
A boy I'd probably name Zoran, can't really think of a good boy name now. I sure hate mine.
 

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You guys are gonna have some unhappy kids when they grow up. Especially anyone who thinks anything Japanese is a good idea.
As for everyone thinking about a name from Final Fantasy game... dont worry. Your spouse will have the sense not to let you do that to your child.


I will probably name any sons I have... Huw or Gareth, both are Welsh names belonging to two of my greatest friends. As for any girls I have I am not sure, I will have to refer to the woman on that.
 

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I named my kids

1st: Dawson Blake
2nd: Anastasia Love
3rd: Zander Clay
4th: Liam Korbin
5th: Cambria Cherish
6th: Rowan Chandler
 

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Well, most of the male names I like also belong to close friends of mine. Jason, Simon, David, Bjorn. I can't name my kids after them, that would be an unmanly display of emotion.

And ones that don't go well with my surname are out too.

So that basically leaves me with:

Brann, after Brann Dailor of Mastodon
Mikael, after Mikael Akerfeldt of Opeth/Bloodbath
Jack or Rufus just 'cos they're good names.

And as for girls' names, I like Eve or season names, ie Winter, Summer, Autumn.

Would possibly go for more interesting names if my partner was up for it. Norse or Roman gods could definitely be on the list.
 

KeroseneBlast

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In Greek tradition, you name your kids after your parents. As such, my first son will be Tim (dad's name), and my first daughter will be Catherine (or some variant on Katerina). My 2d son/daughter will be named after my wife's parents, unless they've got some really weird, untranslatable Greek names like Lesbia or Paminondas (true story, I have relatives with both those names).

After that, I lean toward Evan for a boy (my middle name and great-grandfather's name) and Anastasia or Maria for a girl.
 

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All of my names are the names of inspirational people. I have a choice between Charles (Darwin), Christopher (Hitchens), Alan(Turing) and Karl (Marx) for a boy and any variations of those name, like Charlie or Chris. Unfortunately, there aren't that many women throughout history that have done much because of the whole oppression thing. I don't like the names of the few noteworthy women in history, either. I only have one name for a girl and I stole Nikola Tesla's name.
 

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Strazdas said:
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
You mean delusional chivalric knights.
actually things have turned around and Don Kihote (spelling?) is not used as an inspirational motivator of seeking your goars regardless of other things. especially hard pushed in business administration (aka get your business strategy and don't bow to those silly costumer requests).
I think it's spelled Quixote
(Spanis is weird, man.)