Also, good reference. If this is from what I think it's from...AM City Watch said:"This must be Hell for people who don't believe in it: nothing but darkness and no cigarettes, forever."
Oh stop it, you're killing me here. I'm serious about that stand up career, you're brilliant!Shark Wrangler said:This is the funniest you ever read huh. This is what gets you off, so be it. Think its a bad world out there and I hope you don't make the mistake of pissing off the wrong person, which you probably will.Erja_Perttu said:I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Have you considered stand up comedy?Shark Wrangler said:There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.Pulchellus said:The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.Shark Wrangler said:This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
My hell would probably be pretty standard, a lake of fire, being poked by a giant fork all day - the usual stuff. Screw other people, being in a lot of pain all the time is way worse than that.
Pansy.Kitty4President said:Imagine this.....
.....FOREVER
Though annoying for a few years, the harpy would become your companion. Her harshest words would be the manna that makes your existence bearable. You would become use to this limited amount of contact and hopefully yearn for her next arrival, even if it were a thousand years away. That's the thing though, hope. Take away even a small hope like that, and your hell can truly begin!Redlin5 said:[sub][sub]OP you might want to flush out your post...[/sub][/sub]
Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.
If you weren't worried a hundred years before, what makes you think you'll be worried a hundred years after?DPunch4 said:Nothingness. None existence is my personal hell. I ponder death, I wonder if our perception of time ends with our death; would everything grind to a halt? Will the very last moments of my existence stretch for an eternity? Without the ability to think or feel.
i'll do you one better. unlimited memory, and a dial up connection that times out after 45 minutes.Vault101 said:Im in a room
there is a high end PC gaming computer, a comfy leather chair, a set of headphones resting on the desk
I sit down, boot the computer up...steam opens, I have infinate credit and so many games to choose from
except I have a 6gb internet cap
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
except nobody said anything as remotely devastating as somebodies parents dieing. Your just acting pissy for no reason. Chill.the.f*ck.out.Shark Wrangler said:This is my choice and I don't have to lighten up, I am not you or them. there is no excuse for being rude, I share something and you tell me to lighten up or laugh it off, no fucking way. That is not I deal with stuff, you tell me your mom died and I troll you, doesn't that make me a douchbag?Volf99 said:lighten up, they were teasing (and hardly that).Shark Wrangler said:There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.Pulchellus said:The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.Shark Wrangler said:This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
OP: I guess Dante's Inferno because I'll take a boring, antagonizing world any day over physical torture for eternity.