What will your Hell be?

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IvanRosski

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Remember the bit in aliens, where Bishop has to go along the (obscenely cramped) ventilation shaft to remote pilot the dropship?

Imagine that you're in that tunnel, you will be alive and aware for all eternity, but the tunnel never actually ends. You can't go back, you can only go forwards, but you'll never actually get anywhere. Just roll that around your head for a few minutes...

And I'm not even claustrophobic.
 

IvanRosski

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AM City Watch said:
"This must be Hell for people who don't believe in it: nothing but darkness and no cigarettes, forever."
Also, good reference. If this is from what I think it's from...
 

Erja_Perttu

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Shark Wrangler said:
Erja_Perttu said:
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Pulchellus said:
Shark Wrangler said:
This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.
I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Have you considered stand up comedy?

My hell would probably be pretty standard, a lake of fire, being poked by a giant fork all day - the usual stuff. Screw other people, being in a lot of pain all the time is way worse than that.
This is the funniest you ever read huh. This is what gets you off, so be it. Think its a bad world out there and I hope you don't make the mistake of pissing off the wrong person, which you probably will.
Oh stop it, you're killing me here. I'm serious about that stand up career, you're brilliant!
 

Heronblade

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Take the traditional Christian description of heaven, change it just enough that I'm fully aware of what is going on, and you've got my personal hell. Mental torture beats out physical torture in the long run every single time.
 

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Kitty4President said:
Imagine this.....

.....FOREVER

Pansy.

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OT: An empty, doorless room with a computer and internet connection, only able to connect to religion/politics debate sites.

I'd last four days.
 

EmperorSubcutaneous

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A plastic ball pit, like the kind we used to play in as kids, only it smells terrible and everything feels vaguely slimy.

It's at the end of a long plastic slide, the kind that's covered over like a tube so it gets way too hot and stuffy inside, and the plastic isn't quite smooth enough to make for a continuous ride.

And there's no windows or anything. Just brightly colored plastic walls with sticky brown stains on them, which are hopefully just old gum. There's an exit up above, but the wall is much too high for you to ever be able to climb it.

...At least that's apparently what my brain thinks is hell. It sends me there often when I have nightmares.
 

Robert Sanders

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Redlin5 said:
[sub][sub]OP you might want to flush out your post...[/sub][/sub]

Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.
Though annoying for a few years, the harpy would become your companion. Her harshest words would be the manna that makes your existence bearable. You would become use to this limited amount of contact and hopefully yearn for her next arrival, even if it were a thousand years away. That's the thing though, hope. Take away even a small hope like that, and your hell can truly begin!
 

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either one really. that TV show was horrible. i could probably do it with an attractive man but the idea of steve allen gives me the jiblies... here they come again. Jiblies...
 

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DPunch4 said:
Nothingness. None existence is my personal hell. I ponder death, I wonder if our perception of time ends with our death; would everything grind to a halt? Will the very last moments of my existence stretch for an eternity? Without the ability to think or feel.
If you weren't worried a hundred years before, what makes you think you'll be worried a hundred years after?
 

rayen020

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Vault101 said:
Im in a room

there is a high end PC gaming computer, a comfy leather chair, a set of headphones resting on the desk

I sit down, boot the computer up...steam opens, I have infinate credit and so many games to choose from

except I have a 6gb internet cap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'll do you one better. unlimited memory, and a dial up connection that times out after 45 minutes.
 

Kapri

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(Just FYI this forum topic was posted a month ago but whatevs, I'll post something different. Welcome to the Escapist!)

Wearing ear buds for eternity.
 

RipRoaringWaterfowl

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An eternal Republican National Convention, with every Republican that ever took a political office since Nixon came to power, including Nixon, being there. Also O'Reilly and his fellow pundits. And that janitor from the last Austin Powers movie, mocking me... GAH!
 

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Shark Wrangler said:
Volf99 said:
Shark Wrangler said:
Pulchellus said:
Shark Wrangler said:
This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.
lighten up, they were teasing (and hardly that).

OP: I guess Dante's Inferno because I'll take a boring, antagonizing world any day over physical torture for eternity.
This is my choice and I don't have to lighten up, I am not you or them. there is no excuse for being rude, I share something and you tell me to lighten up or laugh it off, no fucking way. That is not I deal with stuff, you tell me your mom died and I troll you, doesn't that make me a douchbag?
except nobody said anything as remotely devastating as somebodies parents dieing. Your just acting pissy for no reason. Chill.the.f*ck.out.
 

ADDmuse

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My personal hell would be a cycle of total sensory overload and complete and utter nothingness. Not even the feeling of nothing being there, but the absence of feeling altogether. With the occasional use of that Navi x1000 thing just to change up the torture.
 

Killerscape

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My hell is happiness.

Let me clarify. I can take any kind of physical and mental torture. I can't go insane because I already am isane and being alone forever without any human interaction actually seems quite interesting. But when you live in a perfect world where you can't fail, fall or feel pain, then there is no reward in living or accomplishing anything.

Think about that for a second.