What will your Hell be?

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Roulette515

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Stuck at a red light forever, on a hot day, with the car next to you playing a song you HATE, and he's singing it out loud and out of tune, and to top everything off.....

there's a dead pixel in the sky.
 

Zen Toombs

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sravankb said:
Zen Toombs said:
Now, how does my Hell compare to eternal Bill O'Reilly? I would think mine would be worse, because you can at least laugh and/or troll "the No Spin guru" for the rest of eternity.
Nah, man. Bill O would be far worse, IMO. Dude does not know how to listen. And there's no way he will ever accept rational thought.
Which is part of what would make it fun. :p

Kyoufuu said:
Eternal separation from God. So, pretty much, Hell.
What are you, some sort of dirty Christian? How dare you use the definition of Hell in this discussion! LEAVE this council ring!

I jest, I jest.
 

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[sub][sub]OP you might want to flush out your post...[/sub][/sub]

Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.
 

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Shark Wrangler said:
Erja_Perttu said:
Shark Wrangler said:
Pulchellus said:
Shark Wrangler said:
This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.
I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Have you considered stand up comedy?

My hell would probably be pretty standard, a lake of fire, being poked by a giant fork all day - the usual stuff. Screw other people, being in a lot of pain all the time is way worse than that.
This is the funniest you ever read huh. This is what gets you off, so be it. Think its a bad world out there and I hope you don't make the mistake of pissing off the wrong person, which you probably will.
Or you know, because he seems to be optimistic about life, he might actually try to make it worth something and genuinely enjoy it. Just because you're pissed off at the world for some reason doesn't mean everyone else should be (I know you didn't say that but that's how you are coming off).
My hell would be being stuck under water on the verge of suffocating but not actually suffocating to death but just forever having the feeling like I'm about to. It's weird that that's what came to my mind when I read the title because I am actually very comfortable in water and have no fear of it at all.
 

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Being stuck in a large room with Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black Singing a duet of Friday on an infinite loop while there is a Westboro Baptist Church Rally going on in the same room while a Porno that stars Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson Making out is playing on a giant Plasma screen TV.

Seriously, i don't think anything would be worse then that considering what it would do to my mind...
 

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Redlin5 said:
Just a white void with nothing. Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything at all. There is but one other being there, a harpy that will fly in at random intervals for eternity reminding me of all my failings, all the pain I caused others and what I could have accomplished.
That would suck pretty bad acually.
Particularly the "Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything" part.
I think I'd probably bore mysilf to tears, even without the harpy.
 

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Kitty4President said:
That would suck pretty bad acually.
Particularly the "Immortality in a place where there just isn't anything" part.
I think I'd probably bore mysilf to tears, even without the harpy.
Oh hey, you're new! :)

This is a link to the rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] and this is a link to a very helpful thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1]

I dunno if you were formally greeted already but welcome to our community :D

[sub]Stay out of the basement![/sub]
 

Kitty4President

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Redlin5 said:
Oh hey, you're new! :)

This is a link to the rules [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] and this is a link to a very helpful thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1]

I dunno if you were formally greeted already but welcome to our community :D

[sub]Stay out of the basement![/sub]
Oh Hey, I am! :O

Thanks for the greeting, I'll be sure to look at those links. :>

OT: I changed my mind, my personal hell would be a world infested with slugs.
I hate those slimey things with a passion.
 

ShindoL Shill

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the one without all the gay dudes, and all the god-botherers.

cool, i'm going to HEAVEN!
 

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My hell would be being forced to stand in front of a crowd of millions on stage, in front of a podium with the spotlight on me and the curtains drawn wide. I will be given the secret of the known universe and the task of present it to all of humanity, and the second I start talking, some chucklehead in the audience yells, "COOL STORY BRO!" And everyone will start laughing.

I will then try and continue, but someone else will start repeating what I say in a mock voice and the laughter will begin again. I will try to stop them, but that will only antagonize them. In a desperate bid for control, I will agree with them and they'll start booing me off the stage for not being entertaining enough for them, and I'll try to give up and leave, but find myself glued to the spot by an unseen force.

As the mocking continues, I will awake as though from a dream...to see myself back at the beginning of the nightmare. This will loop for eternity, and after every attempt to get them to listen to me, I will begin weeping openly as they scream, 'U MAD BRO?'

...on an unrelated note, I'm starting to think I spend too much time on the internet. Hm.
 

CulixCupric

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this is it, specifically: earth. I'm a misanthrope, and this planet is the highest concentration of human life everywhere, and full of ignorance.

EDIT: didn't read the first reply first, which apparently also started with "this is it." and I'm beginning to think that being threatened with damnation by religion, if this is the worse thing we can imagine, what do we have to fear?
 

Vault101

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Im in a room

there is a high end PC gaming computer, a comfy leather chair, a set of headphones resting on the desk

I sit down, boot the computer up...steam opens, I have infinate credit and so many games to choose from

except I have a 6gb internet cap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

hazabaza1

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Oh god, so much figgin' angst in this thread.
OT: Never really thought of what my 'personal hell' would be. It all seems pretty good at the moment.
 

Char-Nobyl

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)rStrangelove]Any place where i'm totally isolated in. I hate this.
Probably this. People say that 'Hell is other people.' That being said, the 'people' who say this are rarely ever alone for any substantial period of time.

Imagine a flat plain, as far as the eye can see in any direction. You have no need for food or water, you do not sleep, and you are completely alone. You will not find anything or anyone no matter how far you walk, and the supposed curse of immortality will take hold long before your mortal life would have normally elapsed.

This world? It isn't hell. Especially with the internet, few people are ever truly alone. How would you react to being the only voice, but the only ear to hear it as well?
 

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Char-Nobyl said:
Imagine a flat plain, as far as the eye can see in any direction. You have no need for food or water, you do not sleep, and you are completely alone. You will not find anything or anyone no matter how far you walk, and the supposed curse of immortality will take hold long before your mortal life would have normally elapsed.

Oh god. Thats my typical sunday evening. :p
 

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a world full of drugs and smoking and alcohol.. so just a standard young adult party with loud music and that stuff.. cant stand any of it so that would be horrific to me
 

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Shark Wrangler said:
Pulchellus said:
Shark Wrangler said:
This is it. This impatient and boring world. This inability to want what everyone else wants. This illness we call planet earth that thinks in order to fix all problems we should just talk about it or take a pill.
The world we live in is hell. Your all edgy and cool. I bet your faith in humanity is gone to. Nah, I'm just teasing.

My answer is even more cliche, I wanna say "High school for eternity."
There is nothing cliche about what I fucking said, thats how I feel. That is what makes everyday a struggle to get up, yeah your just teasing, whatever. That is a rude thing to just assume, what can i expect from a place like this.
lighten up, they were teasing (and hardly that).

OP: I guess Dante's Inferno because I'll take a boring, antagonizing world any day over physical torture for eternity.