What will your last words be

[Realitycrash]

"Goodbye, and thanks for all the cheese."

(Our family prefers rodents over dolphins)

 

[William MacKay]

'son, take this sledgehammer and smash up my laptop. seriously. dont look at the files. dont even open it. or you'll be grounded forever. which means i will haunt you.'
or
'i really hope i dont get shot after a fade-to-black... *fade to black, gunshot*

 

[DanielBrown]

"My secret stash of gold is hidden in the...Uuuuugh"

Just gotta time it right.

 

[manic_depressive13]

N-N-No wait! What I meant to say was-

 

[evilomega13]

"This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle.?
(x20)

This way I combine one last incident of trolling with an obscure reference.

Haha. That's awesome.

My final words, hmm... "Well. Fuck."

Alternively "You cockbite!"

 

[Super Toast]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I think ill say this then.

 

[LandoCristo]

Probably my last words will be "Man, I am so drunk right now" or "Dude, that was soooo awesome".

Or maybe even "Good to see you again!" just before I die, make people think I saw someone in heaven.

 

[mysecondlife]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

yep. that would be my last word. it's a long word for lung-disease.

...longest word that I know.

 

[Nerfherder17]

are you sure this is safe?

 

[7777777777444]

Either "Sorry, Bro; The Queens in another Castle."
or, more realisticly, "Wait, What Happened?"

 

[kijebe]

"last words are for people who have'nt said enough"

karl marx ftw

 

[kahlzun]

I am a vampire and

 

[cryogeist]

"So long suckers!"

'cuz why not?

 

[LostTimeLady]

"I don't want to go."​

This was my imediate thought, however I have been beaten to it by TimeLord.

To be honest this is probably what I would say, either that if someone was there with me (and depending who it was) I'd probably say 'I love you'. (Only if I did love then of course and by heck I would finish that sentence, no film cliches on my death bed!).

 

[FateOrFatality]

"You can eat my sandwich!"

Awesome, inspiring last words right there.

 

[therockdemon]

"no thats not how you juggle nitroglycerine stand back i'll show you how its done" i dont know how to juggle but it would be worth doing just so people would tell the story

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

"Sh*it happens"

 

[EternalFacepalm]

"Statistics prove that it's normal, so shut up."