What will your last words be

[Rossiar]

FOR GONDOR!!!

 

[me.vicky]

"My honey...I lub you. You are my bes' friend."

And then DIE IN HIS ARMS. IN THE RAIN.

 

[Nabirius]

"Did you think I would live forever?"

 

[00slash00]

"my only regret is that i have...boneitis..."

 

[Brightzide]

''Urgh...I was certain I could beat that stegosaurus''

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Mime will be "Re-spawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[nomad240]

in my life Problably " What's the worst that could happen?"

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

I'd sing still alive. For the irony. Id state the doctors and visitors must sing along as part of my last request. Then die.

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

 

[The Funslinger]

"The closer it gets, the more it starts to look like a piano!"

Spoiler: the irony

It was actually a large safe.

 

[Dfskelleton]

It will be a phone call to good friend.
"Hey, man, there's this tall guy in a suit standing outside my window. He doesn't have a face an-"

 

[Anachronism]

I'll use one of my favorite Red vs Blue lines

As will I.

"[Whoever's standing near me], I just wanted you to know, before I die... I always hated you. I always hated you the most".

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"Who knew that monkeys could do that..."

 

[Hawkmoon269]

"Urg, I'm dying....after a lifetime of being alive. ...How ironic."

 

[Blatherscythe]

*GASP!* I knew it! I was only... an... extra.... *dies*

 

[Temple of Dregs]

"There's no way that Gorilla will catch me."

 

[jimborious]

'Grabs whoevers closest'

"tell people...... tell them i said something witty"
or
"my life... its flashing before my eye's....... well that was depressingly boring"

 

[AMX58]

See you all in the afterlife

or wow he really shot me.....dead

 

[Trilbi]

A PLAGUE O' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!

 

[snappydog]

A friend of mine decided that he thought it would be, while too cruel to put into practice, quite funny to have a couple of children and mistreat one until s/he craves nothing but his/her (let's just say he, it's easier) father's love, and then at the moment of death beckon him over and say 'I need to tell you before I go... I lo' and at this point die.
Which is... I'm not sure whether to brand him a monster for thinking of it, but still. As for mine, I'mma go with the great Stephen Wright and, having said 'quote' as my first word, say 'unquote'.